Time (and medical attention) Heals All Wounds by Frostbeard
February 14th, 2008 4:23 PMI was going to use awesome Knattleikr wounds and make this a N0RD task, but unfortunately i don't really visually bruise much at all. So, just sore muscles from all that. Stupid bagel tasking.
Day 1
Ya! Front of the finger coming off! I did this while cutting bagels at a cafe i work it. Ridiculous.
Day 1
Front view. Less impressive, i think.
Day 2
Healing a bit.
Day 2
Side view.
Day 3
Tipip of finger still separated out from the rest of the finger. I had this weird bubble of skin out there for a while before it healed in together.
Day 3
Had to keep it in a little finger condom all day at work. I had to makeshift this because they don't have proper medical supplies, so just kept cutting fingers off gloves and taping that over my finger.
Day 3
Yup.
Day 4
Another day, some more healing.
Day 4
Day 5
On my way back from voting.
Day 5
Day 5
Looks better.
Day 6
Ugh. Smashed it open. This would happen about once a day. It is the 6th day and it would still bleed with the slightest interference from another object. Probably means it could've used a stitch or two. Who has health insurance these days though? Not me!
Day 6
Bloody smear.
Day 7
Ah, just like the Lord. Here it has started resting. Looks much better. Stops bleeding every day at this point.
Day 7
Ooh! Mirror! You can see it, twice!
Day 7
Yup. Part of me thinks it might be interesting if that was my eye instead of a camera reflecting back. I'd be a cyborg. That really has nothing to do with this. I hear i'm supposed to be at war with robots anyway. Though i don't know why yet.
Day 9
Hmm...where is this? Could this be foreshadowing an awesome N0RD adventure? Maybe!
Day 10
Right. Ten days. Enough of this shit. It looks clean enough to eat off of now. Whatever that means. I've eaten things out of the trash before, so my standards aren't that high.
Day 10
Final picture. There. Now go outside and play with stuff.
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Bagels are a major safety hazard. I knew a guy who cut his leg because he was holding a bagel between his knees while slicing.
Vote for giving SF0 the finger for 10 days straight.
Those bagel cutters are serious business and must be treated with respect. But totally worth it. mmm.... bagels...
Shit, the first picture made me shiver. That's deep, dude.
I hear that if you get the finger from a once wounded finger, you feel that finger in your soul. The scarier the wound the heavier the finger lays on the soul. I think that whoever gets the finger from you from now on will feel it for awhile.
WHAT?! Don Limon, where, by the gods, did you ever hear this? What weird shamanistic backwaters have you been hanging out in?
Rongo Rongo....who the hell cuts bagels that way? No offense to your associate/friend/random person, but he TOTALLY deserved that then. Anyway, stupid bagels.
As for this robot cat thing, there is nothing more satisfying than the idea of having my meals provided to me, sleeping on warm spots warmed by the sun, and generally being able to run around and knock things over without any real repercussions. Oh, and someone cleans up your feces. This sounds ideal to me. Things would have to be different with robot rule. We'd have video games and television and stuff to entertain ourselves rather than fuzzy balls and stuff while the robots did what they want. Actually, it pretty much just sounds like now.
Except that's not how it'll be when the robots rule. We will much less like cats and much more like rats. The robots do not care about our happiness or well being. They understand not these things.
I love my cutiewootiesnugglybugglykittywittycat.
But I still make her eat cat food.
What will robot cuisine be like!!!????
vote for not being able to post about Knattleikr injuries, but still managing to mess yourself up pretty bad. By the way, did I tell you I had trouble breathing for like 3 days due to your flying knee to my rib? Good times..I feel like we went out with a bang..
Ha ha ha. Your ribs are weak! Soon we shall roast them and eat them! Or...not. Given that you moved. Lame. Anyway, it was a pretty good injury as cafe stuff goes i guess.
And ya, it was a pretty good game.
Robot cuisine? Probably nutritional mush. Or semi-nutritional mush. Like cat food.
I wish it was a viking cafe, but alas, it is not. I explained how viking is pretty much a verb to some co-workers the other day. Um...ya. And someone told me i looked like a pirate, and norse people pillaged and stole stuff and were nautically inclined. So...with that stretch, that's as viking as it gets.
If it sounds odd, it might be because you're not from here. That's standard LAUSD playground folklore. Lincoln, you know what I'm talking about, right?
Interesting. Well, i'll have to use that to my advantage then!
Your comments are a lot of fun to read. Also, it is pretty impressive how much the tip of your finger decided to rip away from the rest. I applaud you for keeping it from jumping ship altogether.
finger.condoms-- are annoying but useful.
Oh, and I almost forgot: fear the robots because they will become us, and then they will rule us, and then we will be like their cats, and...um... Okay, so I don't see much wrong with being a cat, besides the whole hairball issue, which probably isn't all that awful for most cats. So, um, go robots!