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avidd opolis
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Human Trafficking by avidd opolis

February 14th, 2008 2:16 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Create a system to reduce traffic in a particular area

OR

Create a system to amuse those caught in traffic.

Traffic and parking will always hover around the point where it's mildly annoying. If it gets too annoying, people trade autos for other transit. If it's too easy, more people will drive. Therefore, reducing automobile traffic would be counter productive, as it will only encourage people to own automobiles.

It is better to reward public transit riders. So we devised a bit of improvisational theater to perform to patrons of the bus. We performed it 4 times in a night, and the worst of those performances was caught on video.



The play is called "Muni Therapy". It is basically a chance for characters to tell their weird story about why they ride the bus. It would end with characters hooking up, or getting in a fist fight, or inviting the whole bus out to drinks.
The characters:

Avidd: Rides the bus all day since he got laid off to avoid being lonely.
Robert: Is a bike messenger without a bike.
Skippy: Can't park outside her lover's house cause husband is catching on
Tiffany: Rides the bus so she can drink more
Joe: Gets motion sickness and like's muni's slow pace
Khmer Mike: Only there to pick up girls
Sandwich: Likes to study on the bus

None of the others play SF0 yet, but I'm working on them...

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posted by Tøm on February 14th, 2008 3:09 PM

If that was the worst, the best must be epic.

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posted by Lizard Boy on February 14th, 2008 4:33 PM

Vote for public.

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posted by rongo rongo on February 15th, 2008 6:12 AM

You all are extra cool!

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posted by Bex. on February 15th, 2008 6:12 PM

Awesome sauce.

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posted by JTony Loves Brains on February 15th, 2008 6:29 PM

Bex, that is the cutest expressioin, that describes this task completion perfectly.
"With Cutie Sprinkles on top!"

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posted by Lank on March 2nd, 2008 12:52 AM

Great. Great great great great great.

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posted by Tac Haberdash on July 8th, 2008 9:12 PM

NICE! I love how it ends.