Fight the Future by Tiny Clanger, Tøm, GYØ Ben
January 13th, 2008 4:17 PMWell, that's what we want you to think, anyway.
This is "Project: Killing Time".
For once, you have GYØ Ben, your trusty right-hand-man, writing up the praxis, going on the flip-side.
I trust you enjoy our short presentation, and our long(ish) video, but we decided not just to smashy-smash one clock, not two, 'nor five - but nine whole clocks.
Video numero uno shows us purchasing the clocks from our nearest Argos Extra - the bemused cashiers looked more than weirded out.
The follow up is the meat on the bones - the destruction!
We know we can't live up to Charlie Fish's awesome completion - but we gave it our best shot.
Our destructions included conkers, which non-Britons may not be familiar with.
Video #1: The Purchase
Video #2: The Destruction
Insatiability means quality in the world of GYØ!
A small alarm clock
Soon to die a death that won't be forgotten
Impostor
Spot the odd one out
Failed
One of the more pyrotechnic approaches. We failed. Miserably.
Remnants I
Some remnants after the conkers battle
Remnants II
More remnants of clock bodies
Some specs
Of the clock
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You should totally re-shoot film one but holding placards saying 'MYSTERY SHOPPER'
That would really freak'em out.
heh heh heh
p.s. Did you try soaking your clocks in vinegar over night and coating them in varnish? My Dad says it never fails.
Oh, that would be brilliant - Mink, you're so twisted.
I think "It's a long story" should be GYZero's slogan.
We say it far too many times to be worth it.
It's a long story
Not the first time Ben has said "that landed in my hair"
Oh yeah and this is an awesome completion, which I would have been happy to join in on, but Im not going to "throw a Daryl"
Wow. I thought my completion was cool. But I only destroyed one clock, once, in only one particular manner. You guys totally schooled me.
I love the drowning, the axing, and the vehicular clockslaughter. And, of course, the use of "Clocks" and "Sleep the Clock Around."
Great way to kick off Insatiability!
That one, going to shreds under the car tire, was worth it.
Still, those were alarm clocks, why on Earth you didn´t destroy them while beeping/ringing/tinkling?!
Vote for the laughter.
I opened for Lack of Batteries in '86.
Wow. So awesome. I could watch you guys destroy every one playing Conkers. That was good stuff. And yeah, the car was pretty good.
What a waste of clocks, poor Indian childeren making those.
You boys should know better.
At least my Adam wasn't involved in this.