Glove Slap by Bex., The Villain
August 10th, 2007 3:34 PM
Dear Bex,
I bear you no ill will. I appreciate your praxis incredibly. But fate has pitched us against each other over the conquest of the definition of advertising. My deepest regrets, but there must be a duel.
Because of the great physical distance between our two fair cities, I propose to compete over the completion of a task. The winner shall be whoever can complete the task most elegantly, as determined by the votes of our SF0 comrades.
I leave the selection of the task to you, as well as the time frame in which you would prefer to work within.
Your reluctant enemy,
Dax
Bex:
We will duel with the task "Spread SFØ." We will narrowly interpret this, in the spirit of our original disagreement, as "Advertise SFØ" and we will impliment it as befitting members of the University of Aesthematics. We will have one month and half (hey school's started, we need more time, eh?) to complete this task. We may not publish before or later than the date of [edit] October the 18th...
The Duel Tasks have been posted! Determine the fate of Good vs. Evil -- vote now!
The winner will be declared on Thursday, October 25th, high noon...
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October 25th:
Votes (T-Minus 13h53m)
Votes (T-Minus 0h00m)
The Villain - 27 votes!
The Herø - 33 votes!
The Winner is SFØ!
19 vote(s)
Blue
5
YellowBear
5
Lank
5
Spidere
5
Lincøln
5
anna one
5
Loki
5
Fonne Tayne
5
susy derkins
5
JTony Loves Brains
5
Ladybug
5
K prime
5
Mario Incandenza
5
Lovey Hippabode
5
Malaysian Eddy
5
Orion
5
Burn Unit
5
Red Star
5
Sparrows Fall
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Is this going to be a duel with a Draw?!?!
Literally?!?
Cause' that is funny… Draw!!!
This is a very serious duel, Mister Marscapone. Please, now.
It is so on.
I will get to you shortly with details...
The Hero... The Villain... sounds like another archetype to the story is missing...
YES!!! I can't wait! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!! For pride and honor!!! Put that dastardly mustachioed man in his place Bex!! After the way he mercylessly chased me on the Journey to the End of the Night (nearly into a heart attack!) I want you to run him all up and down the praxis without mercy!
A missing archetype? What are you thinking, Vixen - care to join in? Do I get to tie you to a railroad track or something while I twirl my moustache?
Never you mind. I've already sashayed my way in.
Don't worry, I will serve my purpose soon enough.
To have been befoed over such a tright comment is shere mockery.
If I had not already been glove slapped and in return slapped back I would challenge you to a duel right now to defend my honor!
You better watch yourself or you might just get challenged to an Ultimate Gonzo Cage-Free Super Slam Dada Match!
The Villain only has foes, you should consider it a compliment. You are in good company
He's a villain after all.
doodledown on Flickr
A better example is here on this website, but it's flash so I can't link straight to it. click enter : projects : doodledown
Damn, that is intense -- those doodlers get vicious! Just thinking about a transatlantic doodle competition has me shaking in my boots.
I see that you are researching all my Praxis before deciding on a task to settle this Duel -- clever!
And take your time. I will take advantage of your dilly-dally to plot world destruction.
Why is it about to be a girl fight The Actor?
Were you thinking of joining in?
Okay Villian, I have returned from my vacation and can begin this duel in earnest. I have chosen our weapon.
We will duel with the task "Spread SFØ." We will narrowly interpret this, in the spirit of our original disagreement, as "Advertise SFØ" and we will impliment it as befitting members of the University of Aesthematics. We will have one month and half (hey school's started, we need more time, eh?) to complete this task. We may not publish before or later than the date of September the 15th...
Is it agreed?
You mean October 15th. October 15th.
October 15th.
Duel Status Bulletin:
Due to unfortunate weather in San Francisco, as well as that the two of us can no longer find eachother in the sea of Villains that have sprung up over the weekend, this Duel has been postponed.
Mind you, Herø, that the Chicagø weather has nary slowed me down. I am ready whenever you are. Prepare for your demise.
The tasks are up, you decide the fate of Herøism and Villainy on sfØ!
Dear Villain,
Thank you for dueling me. Without you setting the bar so high, I could never have pushed myself to achieve such a level of tasking. Though Herøism wins this time, It is true that without a Villain, there could never be a Herø. With our forces combined we have improved SFØ within and spread SfØ to the world without in a huge way. I could not have custom ordered a better nemesis. It has been an honor. I hope we may continue to battle together or in opposition to uplift our beloved SFØ.
Your Best Foe Forever,
Bex
Dear Bex,
It has been a pleasure and an honor to duel you over this anti-capitalist Advertisement. This has been an adventure of indescribable reward. Your heart is truly with SFØ.
You are, by far, my most capable foe.
Aw that's adorable...you guys really are Best Foes Forever...
Good deul guys! I'm impressed all around
Well Bex, do we have a duel?