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Long Haired Freaky People Need Not Apply by Bex.

August 3rd, 2007 12:34 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Document a confusing, unsettling, or contradictory officially-placed
sign. Explain why it might have this effect.

This should help prepare you to think outside the box...

I love this task.

+ larger

Heh.
I've got GAS.
Mmmm, Hot Corned Beef Cocktails
There is no accounting for them.
How to Collapse in Agony.
Hide from your Problems.
Dance Dance Immolation strictly prohibited.
How to Walk Out The Door.
Apocalypse is a great time for exploring.
No burning down the house.
Enter a tiny building.
Fairly Square Circle.
Not specimens of Cool.
Down with Heels.

20 vote(s)

5

Blue

 5

Kyle CROCODILE

 5

L P

 5

YellowBear

 5

Ziggy C.

 5

The Villain

 5

Møuse

 5

Saul Z

 5

Burn Unit

 5

Lincøln

 5

Fonne Tayne

 5

Ladybug

 5

Torsten the dissenter

 5

susy derkins

 5

Herbie Hatman

 5

Jellybean of Thark

 5

Not Here No More

 5

Cole E

 5

Borgasm

 4

the trace


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Terms

bex, alcohol, government, meat, apocalypse, disaster, sex, sign

14 comment(s)

Points Why? +1
posted by Blue on July 1st, 2007 11:36 PM

Thanx I totally needed this!
howtocollapse21294.jpg

here's to the ongoing updating of tasks!!!

Not just one...
posted by Kyle CROCODILE on July 16th, 2007 11:32 AM

but many. I do so enjoy saftey pamphlet pictures, they just seem to calm me down, like sweet prince valume. thanks for so many prime examples. I like the 'cool' one the best, its sooo contradictory.

Bex is burnin down the house!
posted by YellowBear on August 4th, 2007 11:44 AM

I want a Hot Corned Beef Cocktail! These are all very funny, hooray for continuing to update. Please please please get the "Squeeze hard while screwing" that is hilarious.

Continuous updation...
posted by Bex. on August 24th, 2007 8:40 PM

New Update: I've got GAS and an unaccountable family...

More updates!
posted by Bex. on September 23rd, 2007 3:11 AM

I finally got it! My mom sent the pic of "Squeeze Hard While Screwing"!

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posted by YellowBear on September 23rd, 2007 3:28 AM

YES!

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posted by Møuse on September 23rd, 2007 5:12 AM

Sound advice that from now on i will always endevour to follow. Consider me learnered.

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posted by Saul Z on September 23rd, 2007 8:19 AM

Finally, the Hero comes through! (and gets well-deserved vote)

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posted by Bex. on September 23rd, 2007 12:14 PM

Thanks guys. I hope my mom joins. I'll give her collab credit!

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posted by Ink Tea on September 23rd, 2007 12:34 PM

Life-sized Tetris requires a flashlight.
flashlightdebri21293.jpg

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posted by Bex. on September 23rd, 2007 12:38 PM

yes. yes. much better thank you.

Vote.
posted by Lincøln on October 11th, 2007 1:15 AM

For "Squeeze Hard While Screwing".

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posted by Ben Yamiin on October 11th, 2007 2:14 AM

This:
deskhide21295.jpg

now lives in my cubicle

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posted by Bex. on November 12th, 2007 10:07 AM

Yay Torsten! You got me the fleur I've always wanted for this task!!!