Brock Dubbels / Texts
Order by: date ↑ - rating ↓
You have all decided to run for senate, some of you have been voted in, while others sit on Dante's couch. This web-casted debate should have as its talking points issues around -- Get Up, Take A Shower, Eat Breakfast, Go To Work for Dressing Gown Appreciation Day.
Please stick to the issues.
If you would, have puppets ready for those who do not show for the debate, so that I do not have to my hand up the ass of every candidate who does not debate.
All non-show candidates will be represented by a puppet.
Please choose a candidate to puppeteer. Multiple puppet-candidate-representation is encouraged, as we all may prefer to debate a perspective candidate as a puppet, even if that candidate is present.
All puppets should be in dressing gowns, as should all debaters, show some mastery baters.
As you know, you must send me an email address to give you webcam access, or sign up at Livestream and then send me your user name. I am happy to give out badges for the debate, as well as widgets so that you can post this monumental event.
This master debate should not be taken lightly.
Get Up, Take A Shower, Eat Breakfast, Go To Work for Dressing Gown Appreciation Day.
Please stick to the issues.
If you have pictures, video, or other items, these can be brought to bare through the camera -- you are only limited by the mastery of your baiting
Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare
winning isn't everything,
and as a participant he should look forward to addressing the constituency, and use big words like constituency, in his dressing gown for dressing gown appreciation day. In this way, he can further his message, and as his SF0 foe, I can show you, the SFO community how he bamboozled you all. You see, another big word.
If he does not participate, I will represent him with a puppet and answer questions as I assume he would answer.
I encourage you friend Teucer, to encourage his participation.
I can promise you a cabinet position if this event comes out, and of course, with your vote--all as part of my platform of pajamas with no pockets, employment being the cause of global warming, using my time machine to know the future and make the present stable, appropriately dressed skeletons, and of course Corruption Sunday, where deals will be made under the table in public places with transparency and delicious corruption sundays served (my recipe).
Do not hesitate, I need your vote.
Mr. Dubbels,
I am not in possession of a webcam. However, I may be able to fix this fact by the day in question. At that point, I will gladly reveal the skeletons in my closet, that you might recognize that I am not kidding around when I suggest that their numbers may soon be increasing.
- Squibbs
I have recently challenged several SF0 senatorial campaign trail taskers to a debate live on Dressing Gown Appreciation Day to be broadcast live and then recorded for public viewing. I request that you, as the SF0 community review your questions, concerns, hopes, and dreams, and compose questions, accusations, and hyperbole for the debate.
I have challenged
PDØ Pixie
Spidere
Lincøln
Burn Unit
Hungry Dust Beard /Lank
and
DarkAardvark
GYØ Tom, GYØ Ben
Eleanorest
lowteck
p00n p00n
Cthulu Kitty
UXØ Adam
babe
roger rabbit
squibbs
flower
Rao
Dubis Axel
Blue
to debate the issues.
I challenge all candidates to a debate on Dressing Gown Appreciation Day, MAY 30TH, AT 8PM cst at
http://www.livestream.com/unoi
All debaters, in order to be bated, must send me an email address that I can give you control of a camera, which you must have connected to a computer connected to the magical interweb so that you can present your platform, answer questions, and if possible, bait other candidates into capitulation, revealing the skeletons in their closet, and/ or making them cry.
To do this you must be a master at baiting.
You may bring babies to kiss, old people to hold hands with, whatever you think you need, but be warned, I may use my time machine and go into the future to know your answers before you say them, so again, be warned.
The opportunity stands, the gauntlet has been thrown.
Stand and face the challenge fellow candidates.
SF0 awaits your day of live broadcast on Dressing Gown Appreciation Day at 8pm CST.
This broadcast will be recorded, so your absence will be noted, and supplanted by a hand puppet that will say what I think you would say behind an impressive podium.
Arrive and face the nation, or be the puppet of my choosing.
You must send me an email address to participate on camera.
http://sf0.org/brockrdubbels/I challenge all candidates to a debate on Dressing Gown Appreciation Day, MAY 30TH, AT 8PM cst at
http://www.livestream.com/unoi
All debaters, in order to be bated, must send me an email address that I can give you control of a camera so that you can present your platform, answer questions, and if possible, bait other candidates into capitulation, revealing the skeletons in their closet, and/ or crying.
To do this you must be a master at baiting.
The opportunity stands, the gauntlet has been thrown.
Stand and face the challenge fellow candidates.
SF0 awaits your day of live broadcast on Dressing Gown Appreciation Day at 8pm CST.
This broadcast will be recorded, so your absence will be noted, and supplanted by a hand puppet that will say what I think you would say behind an impressive podium.
Arrive and face the nation, or be the puppet of my choosing.
You must send me an email address to participate on camera.
http://sf0.org/brockrdubbels/
I have recently challenged several SF0 senatorial campaign trail taskers to a debate live on Dressing Gown Appreciation Day to be broadcast live and then recorded for public viewing. I request that you, as the SF0 community review your questions, concerns, hopes, and dreams, and compose questions, accusations, and hyperbole for the debate.
I have challenged
PDØ Pixie
Spidere
Lincøln
Burn Unit
Hungry Dust Beard /Lank
and
DarkAardvark
GYØ Tom, GYØ Ben
Eleanorest
lowteck
p00n p00n
Cthulu Kitty
UXØ Adam
babe
roger rabbit
squibbs
flower
Rao
Dubis Axel
Blue
to debate the issues.
I challenge all candidates to a debate on Dressing Gown Appreciation Day, MAY 30TH, AT 8PM cst at
http://www.livestream.com/unoi
All debaters, in order to be bated, must send me an email address that I can give you control of a camera, which you must have connected to a computer connected to the magical interweb so that you can present your platform, answer questions, and if possible, bait other candidates into capitulation, revealing the skeletons in their closet, and/ or making them cry.
To do this you must be a master at baiting.
You may bring babies to kiss, old people to hold hands with, whatever you think you need, but be warned, I may use my time machine and go into the future to know your answers before you say them, so again, be warned.
The opportunity stands, the gauntlet has been thrown.
Stand and face the challenge fellow candidates.
SF0 awaits your day of live broadcast on Dressing Gown Appreciation Day at 8pm CST.
This broadcast will be recorded, so your absence will be noted, and supplanted by a hand puppet that will say what I think you would say behind an impressive podium.
Arrive and face the nation, or be the puppet of my choosing.
You must send me an email address to participate on camera.
http://sf0.org/brockrdubbels/I challenge all candidates to a debate on Dressing Gown Appreciation Day, MAY 30TH, AT 8PM cst at
http://www.livestream.com/unoi
All debaters, in order to be bated, must send me an email address that I can give you control of a camera so that you can present your platform, answer questions, and if possible, bait other candidates into capitulation, revealing the skeletons in their closet, and/ or crying.
To do this you must be a master at baiting.
Stand and face the challenge fellow candidates.
Bring your A Game
This broadcast will be recorded, so your absence will be noted, and supplanted by a hand puppet that will say what I think you would say behind an impressive podium.
Arrive and face the nation, or be the puppet of my choosing.
You must send me an email address to participate on camera.
http://sf0.org/brockrdubbels/
DarkAardvark
As a friend and admirer of your task prowess, I must ask you to step forward and meet the press.
Will you debate me in a live forum issues related to SF0?
I will await your response. For now, my son is telling me the jello is ready and we must put in the little oranges.
Lank -- I challenge you to public debate on the interweb to be televised live, recorded, and posted on Dressing Gown Appreciation Day.
Will you address the issues that SF0 brings forward in a live forum?
Will you answer questions, and driving issues that impact and inform the lives of taskers?
I await your response while I make jello with little oranges for my children.
I like this collection too
No an original idea I guess