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you are correct all and I will thrill you all to a death star cake to make up for this lack of certitude. I kept humming all day,
What's with these homies, dissin' my cake
Why do they gotta front
What did we ever do to these guysi
That made them so violent
Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time
Woo-ee-oo I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're anakin's light saber
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that ?"
But I do, so I will bake you a death star, and you will see "That's no moon. It's a space station cake."
That is too much SAS, a MEAN statement and perhaps Deviant. I have no need for your .csv. These are generic micro-soft threats you pose of little significance. My P-value has never been higher and you are making a TYPE I error. Come back to the mean ye outlier.
All I ask is that they are appropriately dressed for dressing gown appreciation day
was it weird having your palm read
Mr. Dubbels,
I am not in possession of a webcam. However, I may be able to fix this fact by the day in question. At that point, I will gladly reveal the skeletons in my closet, that you might recognize that I am not kidding around when I suggest that their numbers may soon be increasing.
- Squibbs
After thoughtful reflection and my desire to increase participation, senators and hopeful senators have asked for a new day and time for debate.
I have thus moved the day to JUNE 1, 2010 at 10 pm CST.
Please be respectful of the fact that JUNE 1 is
# Donut Day
# Oscar the Grouch's Birthday
Sesame Street Character
# Stand For Children Day
Celebrated on this day in most places.
I also suggest that we nominate an immoderator and a set of questions based upon the get up, breakfast, shower theme.
the livestream can be found here:
http://sf0.org/brockrdubbels/
Please suggest an immoderator and topics
All debate will be done through the livestream .U.N.O.I. network
I am willing to move the day from DGAD if it means that I will not have to make so many puppets to represent you all. Improved contact with constituents is important --this senatorial debating can be done on another, although less auspicious day, if it means my hand will not be up the backside of so many political puppets.
I have recently challenged several SF0 senatorial campaign trail taskers to a debate live on Dressing Gown Appreciation Day to be broadcast live and then recorded for public viewing. I request that you, as the SF0 community review your questions, concerns, hopes, and dreams, and compose questions, accusations, and hyperbole for the debate.
I have challenged
PDØ Pixie
Spidere
Lincøln
Burn Unit
Hungry Dust Beard /Lank
and
DarkAardvark
GYØ Tom, GYØ Ben
Eleanorest
lowteck
p00n p00n
Cthulu Kitty
UXØ Adam
babe
roger rabbit
squibbs
flower
Rao
Dubis Axel
Blue
to debate the issues.
I challenge all candidates to a debate on Dressing Gown Appreciation Day, MAY 30TH, AT 8PM cst at
http://www.livestream.com/unoi
All debaters, in order to be bated, must send me an email address that I can give you control of a camera, which you must have connected to a computer connected to the magical interweb so that you can present your platform, answer questions, and if possible, bait other candidates into capitulation, revealing the skeletons in their closet, and/ or making them cry.
To do this you must be a master at baiting.
You may bring babies to kiss, old people to hold hands with, whatever you think you need, but be warned, I may use my time machine and go into the future to know your answers before you say them, so again, be warned.
The opportunity stands, the gauntlet has been thrown.
Stand and face the challenge fellow candidates.
SF0 awaits your day of live broadcast on Dressing Gown Appreciation Day at 8pm CST.
This broadcast will be recorded, so your absence will be noted, and supplanted by a hand puppet that will say what I think you would say behind an impressive podium.
Arrive and face the nation, or be the puppet of my choosing.
You must send me an email address to participate on camera.
http://sf0.org/brockrdubbels/I challenge all candidates to a debate on Dressing Gown Appreciation Day, MAY 30TH, AT 8PM cst at
http://www.livestream.com/unoi
All debaters, in order to be bated, must send me an email address that I can give you control of a camera so that you can present your platform, answer questions, and if possible, bait other candidates into capitulation, revealing the skeletons in their closet, and/ or crying.
To do this you must be a master at baiting.
Stand and face the challenge fellow candidates.
Bring your A Game
This broadcast will be recorded, so your absence will be noted, and supplanted by a hand puppet that will say what I think you would say behind an impressive podium.
Arrive and face the nation, or be the puppet of my choosing.
You must send me an email address to participate on camera.
http://sf0.org/brockrdubbels/
I remember having to dress up at the Salt Lake City Convention Center for a fast food convention as a prototype figure head for a possible fast food franchise. I was told to hug, bug, and be super friendly and make everyone love me, even those who wouldn't. When the day was done, I couldn't face what i had done or the people who would see me for who I was under the orange pecker-- and did not collect my check. At least you are a an orange bird with pride. I tell this story with tears and shame.