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Alphabet Soup by Burn Unit

April 12th, 2007 7:59 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Write a paragraph that contains a word starting with every letter of the alphabet, in order. You may start from any letter. Additional points awarded for illustrations, visual proof, etc.

Example: "Devilish Equivalenz forces gave him inexplicable jaundice..."

She told us victory was xenial, "You zamindars, abate!" Beyond caring, doubt emerges. Fantastically gifted, he investigated just kif laborers, manifesting negative outcomes (predictably quickly), reinvigorating spirits, taking umbrage. Various wicked xiphoid youths zapped all beauty, carried dangers everywhere, fixed garish headgear into jauntily kyphotic ladies. Mostly needing ouster Paris quite restively swooned, then unveiled vaguely watery xenophobic yearnings. Zamindars are bad-- 'cuz destruction--evinced from great heights, inside jealously kenotic lovers--melts nicely over past questionable results. Selah.

I did multiple loops through the alphabet starting at S, because the first time I got through the last word (an R word) didn't properly end the story. I think this is much better. It is a tale of the subprime housing market.

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she told us
victory was xenial
you zamindars...
beyond caring
investigated just kif laborers
xiphoid youths zapped all beauty, carried dangers everywhere
garish headgear/kyphotic ladies
kyphotic ladies
paris quite restively swooned
past
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posted by JR Bobb Dobbs on April 12th, 2007 12:57 PM

I found myself repeatedly going to the dictionary, but your story nails it. I feel so proud....

Man, this whole sf0 thing just got real cool.

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posted by r0ck c4ndy on April 12th, 2007 1:02 PM

Wow.
That's amazing.
And I want to do it!

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posted by Ziggy C. on April 25th, 2007 11:35 PM

Well done. I love the images you used.

It kind of reminds me of the Smashing Pumpkins video for "33", in which they used a different image to portray every line in the song...