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Burn Unit
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Level 6: 1771 points
Alltime Score: 12747 points
Last Logged In: July 8th, 2017
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posted by Burn Unit on July 5th, 2017 5:57 PM

I found Louise, you guys.

And I lost her.

posted by Burn Unit on July 4th, 2017 8:30 AM

just you wait

I don't want your votes, I want this to be a shot across the bow of you people.

"Who's going to stop me?"

posted by Burn Unit on May 31st, 2016 7:57 PM

I can only think of one remedy

posted by Burn Unit on February 27th, 2015 4:02 PM

It's 2015, and today I'm celebrating Friday. FRIDAY. I see my friends.

posted by Burn Unit on December 15th, 2013 5:51 PM

My automated donations continue to be taken out via paypal so it must still be working in some fashion

posted by Burn Unit on December 13th, 2013 11:52 PM

I am the oldest serving senator. As such, and for other innumerable reasons, I am by far the MOST CORRUPT. And therefore my vote is Utterly for sale. Can you promise me you'll leave the points and votes system alone until AFTER you make the system change? Can you secure the votes of any of the founding Three BEFORE you get my vote? Can you promise to uphold safe data practices and preserve the large quantity of personal information that has been held in our accounts? Can you fix my goddamn upload/email function? I got tasks I've been working on but I can't put in anything lately!

I will reach out with more of my absurd and selfish demands soon. Excelsior!

posted by Burn Unit on April 7th, 2013 11:35 PM

congratulations!

posted by Burn Unit on December 7th, 2011 9:50 PM

Wooo! Died at the joke joint tonight! DIED!

posted by Burn Unit on October 28th, 2011 9:08 AM

Time to get moving

posted by Burn Unit on October 22nd, 2011 1:28 PM

Of course its fan mail. There's barely a difference between fan and lunatic after all. Actually the fan mail is really just setup for the thirty other packages we've sent--a protracted process of acquiring strangers' addresses. The packages don't have our names on them, and I don't actually know those people and there's no notes inside the packaging. I think you can see for yourself there's very little ambiguity on that point.

If it helps though, the corndog is a symbol of a man sticking his fist in another man's bottom. And the dollop is a symbol of the soft substance left behind on the chairs in a male exotic dancing club. We successfully sent these openly through the united states mail. CRAZY ENOUGH YET?

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