When a man and a woman love each other very much and are wedded together in holy matrimony by the love of Christ Jesus they are allowed to share a very special hug. And in that hug, the man puts his penis--which has become engorged with blood and is hard and straight--into his wife's vagina which is very soft and warm. If the lights are turned off, and the man is on top, and God has blessed the man and his wife, nine months later a baby appears. This cosmic miracle from heaven above is occasionally referred to by Men of Science as reproduction as if the interaction of sperm and egg and the fusion of haploid gametes followed by a measurable gestation period is something so dry you must refer to it utterly clinically.

That, together with the following images, is a wholly accurate rendition of the powerful processes at work in my life even as we speak, and represent nothing if not documentations of reproduction.