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Burn Unit
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Pants Observation Exercise by Burn Unit

April 23rd, 2007 9:10 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Take a photo of a stranger's pants.

So I came up with two ideas: get pictures of all the pants of the people who pass by my office window in an hour...or... get pictures of all the pants I can in an hour. I set up my camera to point at a specific spot that would get pretty much just the pants of passersby. I rigged it up to try a sharp angle on the frame, to capture as much as possible just the pants part of people coming through the space on view. I snapped a couple, then had the extra idea to switch on the camera's intervalometer and set it to 1 shot/min for 60 minutes. During that time, including the shots I made intentionally, I got 13 people's pants or partial images of pants. I also got 49 shots of...nothing really. I included a couple of them here for reference.

I did have some interesting personal experiences while I did this. The game of trying to catch some pants through a narrow field of vision at 12x was interesting at one level. But I also had a chance to explore my own head. I found it kind of became an exercise in patience...almost meditation, almost torture. I saw a lot of people walk by. Dozens. In my peripheral vision I caught sight of people walking into range. I felt a powerful pull to reach out, change the settings, snap the photos intentionally. I would hear the mechanism click and whirr and watch someone walk right into the frame a second later. Or I'd see someone coming halfway up the bridge and pray they'd slow down, or speed up. I wanted to capture more pants! But I couldn't, the die was cast and I was going to get what I was going to get, which was a relatively small number of pants. I got very anxious, really hoping I'd get everyone, to the point that I might have done better if I'd just taken an hour off work and sat on a parkbench somewhere counting pants and documenting.

Well that's not true, I mean I actually got a bunch of work done. But I did feel on edge and jittery for the whole hour. I guess it's just hard to follow your own rules and be disciplined sometimes.

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intentional pants
intentional not-pants
pantsless panter
business class pants
pants and pants peeking around
the absence of pants 1
no pants
more no-pants
tandem pants
not pants but still warm
pant leg, dog leg
no pants, plus wheels!
almost pants
mind the chain pants
double plus pants

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pants automation
posted by rongo rongo on April 24th, 2007 6:00 AM

It would be interesting to try developing a machine imagine recognition algorithm for detecting pants. Although possibly it would be easier to just go with motion activation and assume that most motion is activated by pants wearing entities.

well I don't know from algorithms
posted by Burn Unit on April 24th, 2007 9:52 AM

but pants themselves are fairly recognizable--two long shapes with an inverted V between them, usually in pretty good contrast to the background as well. I bet a computer could learn that pretty easily. Some Equivalenz player needs to get involved here.