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Document Reproduction by Burn Unit

April 7th, 2007 9:42 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Document reproduction.

When a man and a woman love each other very much and are wedded together in holy matrimony by the love of Christ Jesus they are allowed to share a very special hug. And in that hug, the man puts his penis--which has become engorged with blood and is hard and straight--into his wife's vagina which is very soft and warm. If the lights are turned off, and the man is on top, and God has blessed the man and his wife, nine months later a baby appears. This cosmic miracle from heaven above is occasionally referred to by Men of Science as reproduction as if the interaction of sperm and egg and the fusion of haploid gametes followed by a measurable gestation period is something so dry you must refer to it utterly clinically.

That, together with the following images, is a wholly accurate rendition of the powerful processes at work in my life even as we speak, and represent nothing if not documentations of reproduction.

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First: meet Eleanor (now 4)
Second: meet Henry (due in June)

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A special hug called doing it
posted by Jason 7au on April 10th, 2007 12:15 AM

Sorry to be crass, it's just my nature. ;) Congrats on your second-to-be!

i love the grouping of
posted by JR Bobb Dobbs on April 15th, 2007 9:52 AM

a special hug next to an engorged penis, and the soft and warm wife's vagina. One second I'm in kindergarten, the next, Sex Ed, and then instantly I'm reading one of those dirty magazines reader submitted stories. Nice!

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posted by Meta tron on June 18th, 2007 2:05 AM

I too am awarding votes for the language used here. This should be good practice for the "Do Mummys have girls and Daddys have boys?" question that looms less than a decade away. Good work ; )