We usually call it The Little Vacuum That Couldn't.

It doesn't exactly inspire confidence, though it does do the job. Sometimes. And usually it turns on when we want it to (read: about 1/3 of the time we want it to).

But the point is, this thing has heart. Of the tiny blue variety. And it makes enough noise to make you think it's doing what it's supposed to!



I image that the man would be one of those old-fashioned barrel-chested guys in a swimsuit. Or, rather... top end of the vacuum is tiny. You could almost call it martini glass-shaped. So maybe my vacuum-man would be more of a ballerina?

In any case, he was given a nice cord belt and some very tight pants. It's unfortunate that the only color pen I have right now is red.







*I apologize for the images- the only camera I have access to here is my phone, and it tends to turn things sideways and make them blurrier than necessary. Yay college?