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Office Arms Race by Tøm
November 16th, 2007 2:57 PM
Having office weaponry such as melee weapons and ranged weapons is all well and good. But i have noticed the distinct lack of tanks/turrets in the praxis, apart from the Trebuchet, there are none!
I decided to right this lack of destructive power.
Enter, The GYStrikeTank (PushPin Edition)
This tank fires modified pens to a range of up to 3 GOW's (General Office Width). The Pens are modified to lodge deep into victims, incapacitate and slowly kill. The firing mechanism is powered in a coventional manner, an elastic band, with push pins arranged in a manner as to stretch the band more, supplying more power. The turret is fashoined from surplus staples, and causes the tank to have reasonable aim, but you wont need accuracy with one of these ready to fire.
The GYSTPPE comes in variety of colours including green... and many more.
Buy your's today!
available at all good arms dealers/stationary stores
I decided to right this lack of destructive power.
Enter, The GYStrikeTank (PushPin Edition)
This tank fires modified pens to a range of up to 3 GOW's (General Office Width). The Pens are modified to lodge deep into victims, incapacitate and slowly kill. The firing mechanism is powered in a coventional manner, an elastic band, with push pins arranged in a manner as to stretch the band more, supplying more power. The turret is fashoined from surplus staples, and causes the tank to have reasonable aim, but you wont need accuracy with one of these ready to fire.
The GYSTPPE comes in variety of colours including green... and many more.
Buy your's today!
available at all good arms dealers/stationary stores
12 vote(s)
5
Adam
5susy derkins
5help im a bear
5The Vixen
5Ben Yamiin
5Loki
5Charlie Fish
5Jellybean of Thark
5Fonne Tayne
5Magpie
5Burn Unit
5Not Here No More
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posted by Tøm on November 16th, 2007 3:22 PM
The war is won with psychology.
(and bloody great big weapons, but the green works too)
posted by Charlie Fish on November 17th, 2007 7:01 AM
You need to work out the macro function on your camera...
posted by Tøm on November 17th, 2007 9:21 AM
I dont have my own camera yet, these were taken on a phone, hence the quality.
posted by Magpie on November 26th, 2007 9:19 PM
Glad to see someone else has taken on this challenge. Pity we couldn't battle our opposing weapons. My trebuchet has been modified so the range is much longer and much more acurate.
Capable to incapacitate and slowly kill for a range of up to 3 GOWs, in addition of scaring the hell out of ya! A prime example of eerie green psychological office warfare...