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posted by Grammar Police on October 3rd, 2010 3:56 PM
We were on our regular patrol when we came across this atrocity.
You'd better have a very good explanation for this, ma'am.
posted by Grammar Police on September 26th, 2010 2:31 PM
We wish to make it known that we think this is a very good idea. LEWL should become a reality.
posted by Grammar Police on September 10th, 2010 2:13 PM
We need to have a small chat about a few issues, sir, when you have the time.
posted by Grammar Police on August 22nd, 2010 2:43 PM
We have been inactive for quite some time, but this praxis reminded us of our mission.
Of course we do not blame you for the inaccuracies here, sir, as you are merely quoting someone else.
posted by Grammar Police on August 14th, 2009 11:55 AM
If you're not careful, sir, we shall have to take you in for wasting police time...
posted by Grammar Police on August 9th, 2009 11:38 PM
We sincerely hope you are jesting, sir.
We have many issues with this. Primarily, the first-person singular personal pronoun should be capitalized.
You need help. This is not the first time we've had to caution you.