Ironing Iron with the Iron Horse by Ben Yamiin
December 18th, 2007 8:54 PM / Location: 37.764082,-122.4659Several factors have been hampering its accession, including the division of Cyprus, its treatment of its Kurdish citizens, and the large size of the country (which would allow it a lot of weight in European elections).
However, there are many cultural factors that draw parallels between some of the core parts of the European Union and the Turkish Republic. Let's examine some of these:
| France | Turkey |
| Republic | Republic |
| Secularist | Secularist |
| School Headscarf Ban | School Headscarf Ban |
| "All French citizens are French" | "All Turkish citizens are Turks" |
| History of brutal repression of linguistic minorites | History of brutal repression of linguistic minorites |
| History of royal excess | History of royal excess |
| Bad-ass Nobel Prize-winning author (Albert Camus) | Bad-ass Nobel Prize-winning author (Orhan Pamuk) |
| Awesome food | Awesome food |
It is very clear that these two entities need to be joined. BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!
(like a train)
Mighty MUNI Justice will accomplish what decades of negotiation couldn't!
My expectations of MUNI Justice seems to have been inflated.
Not even a multi-ton train could bring these two nations together. It did seem to completly obliterate the faces of both coins, however. Without touching the denominations of the coins nearly at all.
No union, but the obliteration of national symbols and the preservation of monetary value. I welcome interpretation.
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So, if you can't join 'em, crush 'em?
I think its, if you cant join them, remove from them everything but whats of obvious value.
Are you tasking in international airspace?? Are you??!!
I wonder how many other tasks can be turned into matters of international diplomacy?
we vote for the attempted unification of peoples by the symbolic smudging of their currencies. Perhaps that this did not work is representative of the notion that integration should be about combining and exchanging and not a forced merger of two uniquely differing bodies.
or maybe not, dunno.
Makes me wonder if you force two people together which bits get obliterated.
Bonjou de Ayiti.
Thanks for voting everyone. Expect more tasks from Haiti now. PP0!
MUNI Justice has failed us