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The Vixen
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Philosopher's Club
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Myrna Minx
5
Not Here No More
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artmouse
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auntie matter
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carry_me_Zaddy
5
praximity
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The Villain
5
Minch
5
SNORLAX
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Waldo Cheerio
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done
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Spidere
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something to the effect of the opposite of shar.
you're not a benevolent villain yet. why??
do a good deed like thayeeb! and then
become habibi villain or something.
حَبيبي
i thought it meant friend, apparently it is beloved.
The falling?
And I prefer this one. It'd be the common newspaper usage.
I dig Herbie's inquisitive chin-stroke as I'm all tied up.
I'm as far as Miami right now! Tomorrow - Haiti!
Still working on that stash?
Dax says he used Fathers moustache wax for his…
Now he has two tubes and no moustache to wax…
tear
Sex for money? Sex with money? Ben the mule?
I'm not sure I understand. But I am intrigued.
The first two were expected. The third was novel.
Ha! The condom was a nice touch. Well done. -Jt
Hey, ben! What's "Sturm Und Drang" mean?
All of your user names are really awesome when you know what they are, but are easily misconstrued as something else.
Hrm. What do you suppose "Sturm und Drang" would be misconstrued as?
funny. the concept's not terribly metal.
Strum and drain. That's what I read it as at first.
I don't know why, but that rubs me as 'really gross'
Ben on Ben action. I like it! The question is, will he still be there in the morning...
yesterday was a Red Suspenders day. Tomorrow might be a Red Suspenders day too.
I will always remember you as the zombie Cheshire Cat.
Wait... when were you in my house, sans shirt but wearing my fantabulous goggles? Goggles!
maybe you had a few too many of those swizzy drinks i always picture you having in your left hand (with a cigarette in your right!)
I don't understand.
I don't care that I don't understand.
HUGS TO MINCH!
i just thought it was funny and reminded me of Mark Wahlberg saying "hug it out, bitch".
check my player page for more details...
I had a dream that I was in love with celebrity werewolf stripper Seth Green, who looked remarkably like a certain yellow bear we know when he 'changed'. I knew I needed advice, and you were the only one I could go to who I knew would really have the answers.
Strange thing is: I think you probably would know what to do if I actually were in love with a celebrity werewolf stripper.
Is that your secret identity?
jesus - i read this at about 1 in the morning last night after a few bowls of Timbuktu grass. I think i'm still confused...
Of all of those qualities of your mystery lover, I actually think the 'celebrity' bit's gonna be the toughest for you. I mean, what happens if you find out that some girl is hyperventilating about your fuzzy boyfriend while walking around a bookstore with her fly down?
And yes.
Hey!
I just noticed your LNØ logo. Nice parasutro choice. I approve. FYI.
EVIL BEN YAMEEN ! ! !