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Ben Yamiin
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Tehching Hsieh (three of five) by Ben Yamiin

September 4th, 2007 8:22 PM / Location: 37.767067,-122.5011

INSTRUCTIONS: Stay outside for 72 hours, in an urban environment. Do not let yourself enter anything with a roof. You can do it.

Keep a journal of some sort, whether it is written, photographic, a map, etc.

For kicks, try doing this for a year.

My God, this was hard.

I think my journal documents this task better than anything, so I'll just transcribe it here. That plus the captions.

Begin 31/8/07
8:45
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Bag contains - GPS - sleep bag - food - toiletries - books - blanket - light - journal

I ran into a guy who had two dogs walking in the park. I'm no fan of dogs, so I stopped to let them pass. The funny thing was how condescending the guy was. (He must have thought I was homeless) He said, in a higher pitch, as though to a child "Don't worry, they're not gonna bite you!"

At Doorhenge now. It's actually quite scary. I have no idea what's going to happen.

1/9/07
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7:20
I woke up about 5 minutes ago. Sleep was restless, I woke up to every noise. The scariest one was a scream - I think it was a rabbit being caught. I felt more an more like a rabbit myself as the night wore on. I would jump at every little noise. Also, who know the park had this many mosquitoes?

8:50
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Sat around and finished "The Alchemist". It's rather relevant. After, I played my balalaika for a while. I'm starting to hear human voices. I never knew I had so much free time!

----- 11:30
On the way out from Doorhenge, I met Johnny & Natasha, the awesome couple that were camping in the park as well. Johnny gave great advice and informed me that the area around Doorhenge is totally safe, which was nice to know. I won't be nearly as worried now. He and Natasha might even come to the Urban Altar tomorrow.

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13:00
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Just got done playing music in the Haight. I didn't make any money :( Admittedly, sometimes I get self-conscious w/ my big backpack so I pull out my GPS as to show that I'm not actually a street kid.

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15:25
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I'm in the Mission. I finally found a restaurant w/ outside seating, and amazingly enough, no awning! I was blown away with how self-conscious I've become. I've taken this big bag all over the world without a care but I feel like a freak in my own city! I don't think people are acting differently. I bet they even think I'm a foreign backpacker, but I just can't shake the feeling.

2/8/07
11:30
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I decided to get up late today, as my knee & feet were killing me from yesterday's walking. I estimate my distance to be s'thing close to 13 miles. That w/ a ~25 lb. backpack meant a busted knee and an interesting collection of blisters.
I found out about the free concert in the park today while passing by yesterday, so I figure I'll make an appearance. I owe it to my father (he was there during the original Summer of Love).
Two people came by just a few minutes ago and gave me a couple of apples. Snow White considerations aside, I wonder what they thought I was doing, camped out in my sleeping bag at Doorhenge?

12:15
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While washing up, I encountered two SF0 players more or less randomly. Lenore & Nancy Drew were coming to check out Doorhenge and I met them at the spigot. Serendipitous!

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16:45
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I just came back from the "Summer of Love" 40th Anniversary Concert. It was amazing to see how the old hippies ended up. I wonder if they were this pushy while they were on acid?
Now, I'm waiting to find out what Le Poulet et Le Papier Bleu is.

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9:30 3/9/07
I've got less than 12 hours to go.
Meeting all of the SF0 players in the flesh was an enlightening experience for me. There were so many experiences I could describe as 'highlights' of the evening. Even the weird doofus who randomly showed up (not Sean, the other guy) was at least entertaining. Eating the Villain was cathartic. And delicious. And the Herø's repertoire of useless skills deserves a mention.
1. Chicken Impression
2. Making Circus Music via Beer Bottle
3. Broken Hindi (but less broken than mine)
Oh, and thanks for being a good sport, Lola. I hope you have a good life with the Vixen. (Oh, and I forgot, the Herø drinks out of a plastic urine sample cup. That deserves a mention.)

17:30
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I spent most of today wandering around the Richmond. The overcast weather just made everything seem like it's moving at two miles an hour. I've spent the last few hours lying near the Conservatory of Flowers, enjoying a windbreak and haunting saxophone music coming from the distance. As the sun goes down, I'll have to leave the park. My last hour and a half (or thereabouts) will be spent on the cold Sunset sidewalk.

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21:00
I've arrived. I'm home.

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My journal
My equipment
The 'pre' shot
The last roof I was under
Arrival at Doorhenge
Doorhenge
My camp
My sleeping bag
Waking up to Doorhenge
A quick view around.
On the other front.
My camp
Roofless existance does this to you!
Tree!
Johnny and Natasha
Buffalo!
Old man by the pond
Speedboats
Speedboats
Speedboats
Speedboatts
Big!
Purple!
Head!
The Haight
My busking setup
Ollie!
What I ate.
Where I ate it.
What was above me
The OFFICIAL San Francisco Tree
The OFFICIAL San Francisco Tree
Lenore & Nancy Drew
My camp
Doorhenge
Yay BartPA!
Summer of Love
Old Timers
Summer of Love
Sean Tabs and Loki
Lowteck and Lank
Anna One and Beardwater
Loki and Anna One
Jeremy's new player pic
Anna One, Beardwater, and Yellowbear
Lowteck
The Villain's ONLY appearance
Girls! Girls! Girls!
Boys! Boys! Boys!
Sean Tabs
Scarlett
Shocked!!!
Sean Mahan and a mystery
The Richmond
Make it 4 in a weekend?
Wheeee!
Church
Said church's cross
The best thing about San Francisco
One of my favorites in the city
Points to anybody who identifies what's interesting about this sign.
Whoosh!
Notice how the fog ends when the Richmond ends.
I played balalaika on these steps
Even the little religious buildings
For me, EVERY day is Lady Day.
Home sweet home
My first view of a ceiling in 72 hours

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27 comment(s)

(no subject)
posted by Cameron on September 4th, 2007 8:32 PM

I loved the choice of area for sleeping, and the random sf0 meetings it affords.

Still I was interested to hear how your second and third night went. Did you get a good nights sleep by the third night?

Way cool.
posted by Loki on September 4th, 2007 10:26 PM

A great task, and nicely documented. (And some great signs thrown in to boot. I miss the Richmond.)

It was an honor to share you home for a few hours.

The alchemist hmm?
posted by Blue on September 4th, 2007 10:28 PM

The alchemist hmm…
did this experience turn your leaden soul into gold?

Whats his name is BeardWater/BreadWater/BeerBeard.

"Yah what's the deal with the big purple head?"
~RainbowBright

Kudos man… never thought anyone would actually complete this task!

hygene
posted by Sean Tabs on September 4th, 2007 10:40 PM

go take a long hot bath now. enjoy it.

(no subject)
posted by Ben Yamiin on September 4th, 2007 10:42 PM

Oh I did. And, man, was it good.

Not so good for my bathtub, though.

My second and third nights were more or less totally fine. I slept like an uncomfortable baby.

Nice write up!
posted by Bex. on September 5th, 2007 8:12 AM

I know someone else who drinks out of a plastic urine cup now, buddy. Enjoy it!

Yes.
posted by The Villain on September 5th, 2007 9:14 AM

Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes.

Personal questions.
posted by Ink Tea on September 5th, 2007 2:29 PM

Okay. I wanted to do this, this past weekend, but
1. Peeing. Really, boys have an advantage unless ladies have some specially purchased accountrements.
2. Pooping. Okay. Where'd you do it?

I still haven't figured how I'd do it. I remember a time when not all outhouses had roofs, but I haven't found one in the city yet.

RE: Personal Questions
posted by Ben Yamiin on September 5th, 2007 3:18 PM

I'll answer those...as soon as you vote for me

Answers don't come free, damnit!

(no subject)
posted by anna one on September 5th, 2007 6:49 PM

funny, most of the people I see doing their 'business' around the city, usually use a parked car as a target or as some kind of seat. Not that it would be my choice, but I'm just saying.

16th & Capp, anyone?

Personal Questions
posted by Ink Tea on September 7th, 2007 11:42 AM

Throw me the whip, I'll throw you the idol.

You make it sound like my votes can be bought. I don't want to set a precident here. You may answer or not answer my question as you see fit. Should you decide to answer me, and I find your answer compelling, I will vote. Not as a promise. Even the villain's "What is Advertising" campaign, did I vote until I saw his proof as compelling.

I realize my votes technically mean no more than anyone else's. But this is my modus operandi.

(no subject)
posted by Ben Yamiin on September 7th, 2007 12:12 PM

Alright, alright. I see how it is.

1. Trees. Trees work well. And waterless hand cleaner works pretty well until you can get to a water fountain.

2. I held it. No joke.
I have a large amount of travel experience. There are some times in which you DO NOT want to use certain bathrooms. You learn body-control techniques.
This is not saying, of course, that I wasn't VERY RELIEVED to get home at the end of the stint.

(no subject)
posted by The Vixen on September 7th, 2007 12:31 PM

I second Ink Tea on this.

Poop Secret.
posted by The Villain on September 8th, 2007 6:59 PM

Some of you voted for boobs. I vote for poop.

(no subject)
posted by Ben Yamiin on September 9th, 2007 11:19 AM

Technically, I was poopless that weekend. Does this mean you're going to rescind your vote?

(no subject)
posted by The Villain on September 9th, 2007 5:07 PM

If I could rescind the vote, I would, you poopless bastard.

Fortuneately for you, I cannot do that.

So you still get my props.

(no subject)
posted by Ben Yamiin on September 12th, 2007 6:20 PM

Pooping = the natural state
Poopless = the much more difficult-to-realize state

Thus:

Please direct all the poopvotes my way.

... and the boob votes my way. :)
posted by Bex. on September 12th, 2007 7:43 PM

16th and capp? Now you're talkin' bout my hood. My poopy, poopy hood.

(no subject)
posted by Ben Yamiin on September 12th, 2007 8:00 PM

Poopy indeed! Once, whilst exploring that little corner, I saw a crack-whore lay one out in the middle of the street after complimenting my looks.

I wonder how I should take that?

Poop
posted by Ladybug on September 12th, 2007 8:24 PM

16th and Crap? Couldn't resist.

Tee hee. Crap. Heh.
posted by Bex. on September 12th, 2007 8:29 PM

Its not crackwhores in my hood! Its heroinewhores. Big difference. (They're less regular.) No TL for me, thx.

(no subject)
posted by Ben Yamiin on September 12th, 2007 8:35 PM

Well, some kind of whore.

TL
posted by Blue on September 12th, 2007 9:12 PM

Tenderloin Pride Right Here Baby!

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 12th, 2007 9:29 PM

HELL YEA TL BABY!! WHAT WHAT!!

(no subject)
posted by Charlie Fish on September 26th, 2007 7:52 AM

I am jealous of your clearly ample free time. But kudos for using it well.

(no subject)
posted by Ben Yamiin on September 26th, 2007 8:05 AM

It's not so ample...we had a bank holiday...

My first vote on SF0!
posted by The Villain on October 3rd, 2007 11:26 PM

You already have the high score on this one, but it deserves still another vote for the sheer guts it took. I love how you describe how difficult it was to shake the feeling of inferiority/self-consciousness you had from the awareness that you looked like a street kid.

However, I still reserve the right to tell people about "that time Ben pretended to be homeless".