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Invent a New Word by Juxtapolemic, Poisøn Lake, Murdoc
May 12th, 2007 12:14 PM
Bjorking-off: Verb.
A) to pleasure one's self by imitating Bjork;
B) to sing along with more than 70% of any Bjork album;
C) to sing with intentional dissonance &/or atonal variation;
D) to attempt the intonation of three or more musical notes within the space of a single syllable;
E) to disregard reality by submerging one's self entirely into a Bjork-centered pseudo reality.
Des gets credit as my inspiration for the creation of "Bjorking-off", & David gets credit both for being the first (other than myself) to put it to use in regular conversation, & for contributing (unintentionally) to definition D & thereafter suggesting definition E.
A) to pleasure one's self by imitating Bjork;
B) to sing along with more than 70% of any Bjork album;
C) to sing with intentional dissonance &/or atonal variation;
D) to attempt the intonation of three or more musical notes within the space of a single syllable;
E) to disregard reality by submerging one's self entirely into a Bjork-centered pseudo reality.
Des gets credit as my inspiration for the creation of "Bjorking-off", & David gets credit both for being the first (other than myself) to put it to use in regular conversation, & for contributing (unintentionally) to definition D & thereafter suggesting definition E.
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posted by Murdoc on July 1st, 2007 9:39 PM
be proud of your bjorking-off!!!! 'tis a beautiful act! = )
posted by Meta tron on August 13th, 2007 4:45 PM
I sing other song in the style of Bjork. Does this count?
posted by anna one on January 22nd, 2008 7:56 PM
How did I miss this? I've been doing it for years, but I never knew what to call it!
I have been compulsively bjorking-off for years, but have been shamefully keeping these behaviors to myself. Knowing that there are enough others out there to merit a word for it has given me the courage to finally come out. Thank you.