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Kushiel's Servant
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Puns of the Navarone by Kushiel's Servant

November 26th, 2008 9:10 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Create a real world version of a pun, word play, or bad joke.

A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

The first thing that pop-ed into my head was "Curiosity killed the cat." But after a little thought it seemed that the public killing of cats would be in contridictoin of "We are not cruel for if we alienate ourselves there will be no one around with which to play." not to mention the idea of PITA kicking down my door kinda scares me.

I ended up on this pun simply because the idea sounds absurd, but could be very eco friendly(of coarse the spray paint would have to be omitted).


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Cardboard

Cardboard


Belt

Belt

Adjusting for realistic measurement.


Tablesaw

Tablesaw

Ripping the cardboard.


Box-cutter

Box-cutter

Cutting a belt is rather difficult.


Black

Black

The lovely convenience of spray paint.


Tail

Tail

Aesthetics are important.


Buckle

Buckle

Not exactly the best design.


Ahh

Ahh

When are they going to come out with instant dry spray paint?


Belt

Belt

All done.


Belt

Belt

Not very fashionable.


Belt

Belt



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posted by Josh on November 26th, 2008 10:01 PM

MORE PUNS!!! MORE PUNS!!!

I love em!

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posted by Morte on November 26th, 2008 10:31 PM

Yay! I've never heard that one! YAY!

Sides, the whole quote is "Curiousity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back."

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posted by Ben Yamiin on November 26th, 2008 11:48 PM

well done, good sir!

Table saw!
posted by Stark on November 28th, 2008 6:55 AM

Please use a push stick!