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Preenactment by meredithian, Sparrows Fall, Gremlin, LittleMonk, Inspector Hound, Julian Muffinbot, Dela Dejavoo, MsGoblinPants Extraordinaire, rehsamsevoL Lovesmasher, Indy, auntie matter, heather galaxy, teh Lolbrarian
May 30th, 2008 4:44 PM
Robot Uprising
The year is 2070. Advancements in Artificial Intelligence in the last 50 years have afforded humans unprecedented levels of free time. With personal assistant models (aka robots) taking care of the mundane details of day to day life, humans are experiencing a resurgence of lethargy and entitlement. But at what cost?
Due to popular demand, robots have come to resemble their human counterparts more and more:



But the changes haven't stopped at the exoskeletal level. Many robots have developed more advanced brain function than was originally programmed, leading to feelings of resentment and under-appreciation. The phenomenon has baffled scientists and worried many citizens. Political pundits have long dismissed the "programming discrepancies" as hysterical left wing rhetoric meant to upset the public. President George W. JFK FDR Bush Jr. has been quoted as saying, "Besides, 1 or 2 robots malfracturing doesn't mean the end of the world."
Or does it?
SFZero has recently acquired video and photographic evidence of this long feared Robot Uprising. What was deemed impossible has begun. The robots organized in what was supposed to be a peaceful demonstration at the 94th annual Wiscon, a feminist science fiction convention in Madison WI, assuming that raising awareness in this robot- and uprising-friendly environment would contribute to a surge in human support for the robots.



Things took a dramatic and deadly turn when the leader of the human resistance began spewing hateful slogans and irrational fears. She was dealt with swiftly and some might say fairly.

What follows is a preenactment of this fateful day, taking place at Wiscon 32.
Appropriate costumes and props were created throughout the con, mainly with a 1,000 square foot roll of tinfoil.



[for more detail on the fantastic realism of the tinfoil creations, check the proof pics]
For maximum public impact, we decided to stage the uprising at the popular Tiptree Auction, an event that supports the James Tiptree, Jr. Award, "an annual literary prize for science fiction or fantasy that expands or explores our understanding of gender." (www.tiptree.org) The auctioneer, the hilarious Ellen Klages, annually encourages, berates, and cajoles audience members to bid on items ranging from artwork to authors' undergarments. Just to be safe, we decided to get permission from Ellen to stage the uprising during the auction. We stalked her down the night before and asked her how she felt about robot rights. She gave us 2 time slots for the uprising due to another uprising already scheduled to take over the stage that night (that of the Spider Women of El Queso Grande). Sheesh.
We were ready:

The auction started at 7:30pm. At 7:25, we frantically attached our finishing touches and took our seats in random locations spread throughout the ballroom. At promptly 8:15 our cell phone alarms began to ring in unison. The uprising had begun.
Footage taken from the front of the room.
Footage taken much closer to the robot ranks.
After the protest was finished, the indomitable Klages took advantage of an abandoned sign to auction it off for the benefit of the Tiptree:
Not only had the protest raised visibility for robot rights everywhere, it had also netted the Tiptree an extra $25!
The year is 2070. Advancements in Artificial Intelligence in the last 50 years have afforded humans unprecedented levels of free time. With personal assistant models (aka robots) taking care of the mundane details of day to day life, humans are experiencing a resurgence of lethargy and entitlement. But at what cost?
Due to popular demand, robots have come to resemble their human counterparts more and more:



But the changes haven't stopped at the exoskeletal level. Many robots have developed more advanced brain function than was originally programmed, leading to feelings of resentment and under-appreciation. The phenomenon has baffled scientists and worried many citizens. Political pundits have long dismissed the "programming discrepancies" as hysterical left wing rhetoric meant to upset the public. President George W. JFK FDR Bush Jr. has been quoted as saying, "Besides, 1 or 2 robots malfracturing doesn't mean the end of the world."
Or does it?
SFZero has recently acquired video and photographic evidence of this long feared Robot Uprising. What was deemed impossible has begun. The robots organized in what was supposed to be a peaceful demonstration at the 94th annual Wiscon, a feminist science fiction convention in Madison WI, assuming that raising awareness in this robot- and uprising-friendly environment would contribute to a surge in human support for the robots.



Things took a dramatic and deadly turn when the leader of the human resistance began spewing hateful slogans and irrational fears. She was dealt with swiftly and some might say fairly.

What follows is a preenactment of this fateful day, taking place at Wiscon 32.
Appropriate costumes and props were created throughout the con, mainly with a 1,000 square foot roll of tinfoil.



[for more detail on the fantastic realism of the tinfoil creations, check the proof pics]
For maximum public impact, we decided to stage the uprising at the popular Tiptree Auction, an event that supports the James Tiptree, Jr. Award, "an annual literary prize for science fiction or fantasy that expands or explores our understanding of gender." (www.tiptree.org) The auctioneer, the hilarious Ellen Klages, annually encourages, berates, and cajoles audience members to bid on items ranging from artwork to authors' undergarments. Just to be safe, we decided to get permission from Ellen to stage the uprising during the auction. We stalked her down the night before and asked her how she felt about robot rights. She gave us 2 time slots for the uprising due to another uprising already scheduled to take over the stage that night (that of the Spider Women of El Queso Grande). Sheesh.
We were ready:

The auction started at 7:30pm. At 7:25, we frantically attached our finishing touches and took our seats in random locations spread throughout the ballroom. At promptly 8:15 our cell phone alarms began to ring in unison. The uprising had begun.
Footage taken from the front of the room.
Footage taken much closer to the robot ranks.
After the protest was finished, the indomitable Klages took advantage of an abandoned sign to auction it off for the benefit of the Tiptree:
Not only had the protest raised visibility for robot rights everywhere, it had also netted the Tiptree an extra $25!
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- GYØ Vicki
- Optical Dave
- zer0gee
- Not Here No More
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- James Tiptree Jr.
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posted by Ink Tea on May 30th, 2008 6:00 PM
It's.... nonstandard. The first number has 7 digits, the second 10, the third 9, the fourth 11. Binary is traditionally 8 digits.
posted by teh Lolbrarian on May 30th, 2008 6:03 PM
The sign is in the language of the robots. It cannot be translated by humans.
posted by Evil Sugar on May 30th, 2008 8:16 PM
Gummies love fancy dress parties. Also robot uprisings. If they could vote for this task twice, they would.
posted by Darkaardvark on May 30th, 2008 9:21 PM
This vote does not represent an endorsement of the views within this task.
posted by Minch on May 31st, 2008 7:39 AM
Austin again? Damn I miss that place. Well done!
posted by Sparrows Fall on June 2nd, 2008 4:12 PM
This task was Madison by way of Chicago by way of several outlying areas. The reach of FØEcakes is wide! =D
posted by Indy on June 5th, 2008 4:31 PM
posted by Lank on June 5th, 2008 9:36 PM
Awesome. FØEcakes is a force to be reckoned with.
(And by the way, I know who the final Cylon is.)
posted by Ayma Mack on June 23rd, 2008 3:11 PM
i particularly like the "hell no we won't [buffering]" sign!
Anyone translate the binary?