I've been thinking about this task for a little while and came up with what I wanted to do a few days ago, but it took the need to run an errand to buy some duct tape for me to get around to implementation. I decided to keep it somewhat small since I decided to stick my "fortunes" on fixtures in a department store (I suppose K-mart would be called a department store?). Two fortunes, six of each....

"You are already beautiful"-to be placed on fixtures in the beauty product section


"You are not your underwear size"-to be placed on fixtures in, you guessed it, the women's underwear section. It's all about the underwear with me lately. This comes from an essay I wrote in an old blog of mine recalling how I used to gauge myself/my body on what size my underwear was and would fret about someone else seeing the size unless I believed the size to be small enough, as well as my love of Fight Club.

I apologize for the blurriness of the text in the pictures. While I made them large enough to be legible, I also made them as small as possible so that they might have a fighting chance of being there for awhile.