This hat is guaranteed to make the wearer happier.* It is my sincere hope that it will make Babe happy as well.

Electroconvulsive therapy (ECT) and repetitive transcranial magnetic stimulation (rTMS) are both used in the treatment of severe depression. rTMS treatment of depression uses pulses from an electromagnet applied just above the right eyebrow.

This hat assists the wearer by holding a stun gun in the appropriate place. Pressing the button on the stun gun causes a small shock to be delivered to the wearer of the hat. However, a larger shock is received by the person pressing the button, with the help of a conductive "grip" conveniently placed on the other side of the handle.

Sometimes, schadenfreude is the best medicine.

*Guarantee void in cases of allergy to latex or tree nuts.