The Treasure Hunters by Sir Pinkleton
August 6th, 2010 8:43 PM
Greetings from Hillsboro once again! Never mind the handsome facial hair, I haven't shaved in a little while.
So, I went to "The Bins" recently: it's where all of the stuff from other Goodwill's is sent, because no one's bought them in a month or however long it takes for them to be deemed worthless. This was with Remy The Ghost, Death Cube, and A M to get stuff for our Goblin Market, where I'm going as an eccentric merchant. I found some pretty awesome stuff though, so to you fellow taskers, I present treasure!
Firstly, a Gnome's chair!
Nearly entirely functional too! Wouldn't you like to own a chair that was graced by the feathery bottom of the charming magical small folk?
A canary cage!
True canary's are half the width of a dime, and true cages are more magical than physical. Like this one!
The small pot of a peach screaming!
As you can see, I'm plugging it with my finger. You don't want to just let the little bugger spouting off.
I WILL RAPE YOUR SOUL WITH MY FUZZY SEED FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME
See?
Dracula's personal glass!
I got this authentic glass cup from another merchant who got it from a shady character who got it from a certain Belmont character.
Medusa's earrings!
I once heard that it was the earrings, not her eyes, that stunned people into stones. So eye catching, so captivating....
An invisible potion of invisibility!
I swear I didn't spill any of it!
White ball of Unicorn hair!
The most manly of items I brought back, to be sure. 8]
My two flaming katanas of Righteousness!
BEHOLD THEIR SPLENDOR!
A Dwarven spring!
It... doesn't... compress... well... anymore.... gah. It happens with age.
The 3 witches spoon!
Double, double, toil and trouble!
Compare prices with me, and I'll give you double!
Water what has not seen the light of sun!
It's seen flashlight, flashbang, magical light, florescent light, lightning bug light,lazerlights, and even the light of reflection and inspiration. but not the light from the sun, which makes it special.
Golden Fleece!
Pre-packaged for your convenience.
My new shirt!
And pants!
And a flower vase.
ET UN BOOT
By the way, I know my shirt changed mid pictures. That's because I took a shower in the mean time.
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One charming motha'.
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plump, gnome butt sat on this.
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"They called it a whisk. I knew it was a canary cage." -Lewis Black
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A perfectly nice gift for the honeymooners.
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"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE PAIN IT IS TO BE FUZZY _AND_ EDIBLE!?!?!? YOU DON'T SEE PUPPY'S IN THIS AMOUNT OF PAIN THAT'S FOR SURE!"
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A dashingly good cup, suitable for a dashing hero like myself.
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............................................................What?
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"Smells like nothing." "EXACTLY!
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The pink flair makes these katanas look exceedingly sharp and deadly.
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Floral patterns whoo!
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Old lady shirts with colors everywhere whoo! (the shoulders are padded a little, to accentuate manliness)
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I think it was used in a bed once before. Dwarves were pretty tough for a reason.
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By the way, there totally is a cap on that bottle. Sunlight is the one thing this water _aint_ seeing.
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It looked nice.
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See the hairs coming off of it on the top? that's how You know it's still alive, and hence still magical, because it's still trying to escape!
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A guy became a king for this stuff, yunno.
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Spoon, infused with magic. Because magic comes in rocks.
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Boooooot
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Well, I figure half of the fun of _that_ praxis will be other people's reactions. we;ll have loads of stuff to sell, so I might as well make that praxis less of a wall of text/pictures and put some here.
Also, it's more tasking. :D
The descriptions of the objects totally made this praxis for me!
Have I mentioned how glad I am that you're a real person and not an ill-conceived, half-formed joke?
You haven't, but thank you! You're much too kind :')
don't give away all our secrets before market...
Look forward to haggling away much of that treasure