Fortune Not Cookie by Markov Walker
July 2nd, 2010 6:36 PMYou will gain seven years experience in the space of three.
You will only find satisfaction after realizing that you live in a godless world.
Your taste in art will make you the butt of your friends' jokes for months.
You will find new meaning in life at sfzero.org.
You will not make it into this show.
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Dan |ØwO|
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gh◌st ᵰⱥ₥ing
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Pixie
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River Rock
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Joe
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relet 裁判長
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Ombwah
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penstemøn
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D. Gales
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Picø ҉ ØwO
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Likes Music 0w0
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[øwo] lady minirex
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origami8 comment(s)
I still have two more fortunes to come up with, and then I'll lend you any more that occur to me.
thank you. I certainly amuse myself. Glad I amuse others as well.
Just how did one of the fortunes come to be 444 or so kilometers from the others?
The real answer is that I was in Columbus the weekend I started this, tagging along with Dan and naming.
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The subject line is true.
But I need better fortune lines.