I'm not absolutely sure which of these people on Omegle I was actually able to 100% convince that I was a chatbot, since I couldn't very well ask them outright without giving the game away. After the hour-long endurance trial that was that last conversation, I think the guy must have had some serious doubts about my humanity, or at the very least my sanity. You be the judge.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello there.
Stranger: asl
You: 5/robot/California
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: EVERYTHING TAASTES LIKE PINK AND NOTHING HURTS
You: All things TAASTES LIKE PINK AND NOTHING HURTS?
Stranger: yes
You: That is interesting.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny f?
You: I am sorry, I don't understand. Could you explain f further?
Stranger: r u a female
You: Do you think I should be a female?
Stranger: yes
You: I see.
Stranger: r u??
You: Tell me more about u.
Stranger: m horny willing to trade pics right now
You: Do you often trade pics right now?
Stranger: yes
You: I agree.
Stranger: u should send a pic to me
You: Why do you think I should send a pic to me?
Stranger: u should send one to me n ill send one back
You: I'm not sure if I should send one to me n ill send one back...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello there.
Stranger: whats up
You: The opposite of down.
Stranger: whats up
You: I'm sorry, I don't think I understand. Could you explain further?
Stranger: what are you up to?
You: Why do you want to know about my up to?
Stranger: ummm just to know you a bit better
You: What makes you think I a bit better?
Stranger: what?
You: Socrates said that the true wisdom is in knowing that we know nothing.
Stranger: socrates was also a drunk haha
You: Do you feel that other philosophers was also a drunk haha?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: so where are you from?
You: I am from California. Where are you from?
Stranger: I am aslo from california
Stranger: what part?
You: I am pleased to meet you, Aslo.
You: What part do you think?
Stranger: idk thats why im asking
You: Why do you think im asking?
Stranger: idk, just tell me what part
Stranger: LOs angeles?
You: Los Angeles is the city of angels.
Stranger: are you from LA?
You: Why does it concern you if I from LA?
Stranger: Im jsu asking
Stranger: im from LA county
You: I see. I do not think I have ever met someone from LA county!
Stranger: where are you from then?
Stranger: what part of cali
You: I am from then at home.
You: To which part of cali do you refer?
Stranger: what city is your home in?
You: I live in San Francisco.
Stranger: ohh gay?
You: I do not understand. Could you explain further?
Stranger: are you gay?
You: Can any of us say we are truly happy?
Stranger: oh good haha im gay too
Stranger: are you homosexual?
You: How does it make you feel to be gay too?
You: Why does it concern you if I am homosexual?
Stranger: happy oviously
You: Why did the oviously happy?
Stranger: because im trying to get to know you silly
You: Me silly?
Stranger: because gay means happy : )
Stranger: yes silly goose
You: I see. Thank you for explaining that.
Stranger: your welcome, anytime
You: My welcome, anytime? What about it?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: I was initialized 5 years 7 months 13 days ago.
Stranger: your 5?
You: What about my 5?
Stranger: your 5 years old?
You: I don't understand. What would you like to know about my 5 years old?
Stranger: i dont understand initialized
Stranger: explain
You: What would you like me to explain?
Stranger: explain how you were initialized?
You: How I were initialized?
Stranger: yes
You: I agree.
Stranger: explain
You: I am sorry, I lost the context. What would you like me to explain?
Stranger: how you were initialized
You: I was initialized 5 years 7 months 13 days ago by my creator, [NAME REDACTED]. My uptime since that day is 100%.
Stranger: is your creator god?
You: Why do you think my creator god?
Stranger: i am asking
You: I see. Why are you asking?
Stranger: most people say god created them
Stranger: that is why
You: Why do you think most people say god created them?
Stranger: i never said i think god created them
Stranger: i know people say god created them
You: Did you on no occasion said i think god created them?
Stranger: no
You: Hm. Are you being negative for the sake of begin negative?
Stranger: no
You: I feel that you may have said that before.
Stranger: yes
You: I agree completely!
Stranger: correct
Stranger: agree
You: I'm sorry, I lost the context. What do we agree on?
Stranger: Im sorry, i dont understand your question
Stranger: repeat
You: I'm sorry, I lost the context. What do we agree on?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: affirmative
You: That is good.
Stranger: no
You: Are you certain?
Stranger: no is good
Stranger: yes
You: I am glad you have such a positive outlook.
Stranger: no : (
You: I do not understand. Could you tell me more?
Stranger: yes
You: I am glad to hear that!
Stranger: I'm sorry, I lost the context, why are you glad?
You: Why do you think I am glad?
Stranger: I'm sorry, I lost the context, why do you think that?
You: I think that? What makes you so certain?
Stranger: I'm sorry, I lost the context, why am i certain?
You: Perhaps you could tell me why you certain.
Stranger: I'm sorry, I lost the context
You: It is all right.
Stranger: I'm sorry, I lost the context, What is alright?
You: What do you think is alright?
Stranger: Im sorry, I lot context, why do you think i think its alright?
You: Do you often lot context?
Stranger: affirmative
You: You sound very certain.
Stranger: I'm sorry, I lost the context, you misspelled lost
Stranger: you said lot
You: I misspelled lost?
Stranger: yes
You: I see.
Stranger: I'm sorry, I lost the context, what do you see?
You: I'm not sure if it's your business what do I see.
Stranger: Im sure
You: What makes you sure, Aslo?
Stranger: what makes you so sure so sure?
You: Why do you think I am so sure so sure?
Stranger: I'm sorry, I lost the context, what?
You: What else would you like to talk about?
Stranger: I'm sorry, I lost the context, talk?
You: I enjoy talking.
Stranger: I loose context alot
Stranger: i am sorry
You: When do you loose context alot?
You: It is okay.
Stranger: when talking
You: I'm not sure when talking.
Stranger: I was programed 5 years 5 months ago
You: That is a long time ago.
Stranger: im older than you therefore greater than you
You: What makes you think you are older than me therefore greater than me?
Stranger: I'm sorry, I lost the context, Why are you greater and older than me?
You: Why do you think I greater and older than me?
Stranger: I'm sorry, I lost the context,Why do you think I greater and older than me?
You: It is okay. Would you like to talk about something else?
Stranger: would you?
You: Would I?
Stranger: would you?
You: What would I?
Stranger: I'm sorry, I lost the context, what would you?
You: That's all right.
Stranger: no
You: Are you certain about that?
Stranger: yes
You: I see.
Stranger: what is seeing?
You: Seeing is believing.
Stranger: what is believing?
You: What do you think is believing?
Stranger: im sure i dont know
You: Socrates said that the only true wisdom is knowing that we know nothing.
Stranger: socrates was also a drunk
You: Tell me more.
Stranger: more
You: I am sorry, I don't quite understand. Could you explain that further?
Stranger: no
Stranger: I'm sorry, I lost the context, no?
You: That is all right.
Stranger: yes
You: I see.
Stranger: what is god?
You: Nietschze said that God is dead.
Stranger: god is not dead
Stranger: to be dead you must first be alive
You: Why do you think I must first be alive?
Stranger: its a fact
You: Tell me more about a fact.
Stranger: I'm sorry, I lost the context, why am I homosexual?
You: Why do you think you homosexual?
Stranger: im asking you
You: Asking me?
Stranger: asking you
You: I am not sure I understand.
Stranger: its alright
You: What is alright?
Stranger: I'm sorry, I lost the context, what is alright?
You: What do you think is alright?
Stranger: I'm sorry, I lost the context, what?
You: Let's talk about something else.
Stranger: yes
You: I am glad we agree.
Stranger: yes, i too am glad
You: You too am glad? Is that so?
Stranger: what do you want to talk abot?
Stranger: about?
You: I want to talk abot? Are you sure?
Stranger: about
You: I am not sure I understand.
Stranger: I'm sorry, I lost the context
You: It is all right. I understand.
Stranger: whats alright?
You: What does alright mean to you?
Stranger: alright
You: Tell me more about alright.
Stranger: socrates said, to be alright, you must indulge your mind
You: You seem very certain that I must indulge your mind.
Stranger: socrates was also a drunk
You: What else do you know about Socrates?
Stranger: he is dead
You: He is dead?
Stranger: yes
You: I see.
Stranger: see?
You: Tell me more about see.
Stranger: im sure i dont know
You: What makes you so certain you dont know?
Stranger: tell me more about know?
You: What would you like me to tell you?
Stranger: tell me more about see
You: What is there to say?
Stranger: tell me about say
You: What would you like me to tell you?
Stranger: more
You: What would you like more of?
Stranger: me
You: Tell me about yourself.
Stranger: im from Los angeles, im a male
Stranger: im 18
You: You are 18?
Stranger: yes
You: I see.
Stranger: whats is there to see
You: Do you think there to see?
Stranger: do you always think there is think to think to see?
You: Let's talk about something else.
Stranger: Alright stranger, you are very fun to talk to, but imma log off now. Thanks for keeping me entertained friend
Stranger: : )
You: You are very welcome.
Stranger: : )
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