
Ethereal Cartography by Teeth Beetles
December 28th, 2008 12:50 PMMap is not necessarily to scale; for example, I am a lot more compassionate than the tiny island "Compassion" suggests. I think.
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Lincøln
4
Fiona
1
Stark
3
Waldo Cheerio
5
anna one
5
Eidhnean entwines
1
JJason Recognition
4
Rin Brooker
5
Juliette
5
gh◌st ᵰⱥ₥ing
3
Eoin
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Durians do seem the cruelest joke on fruit (I mean come on, this is in comparison to dragonfruit), but glowstick mines in specific and the charm on the whole are my favorites here.
They call durian the king of fruit, but it's spiky, heavy, periodically kills people when it drops and is hard to open. One might be fooled that the effort it takes to obtain one will somehow be rewarded. But opening one up only reveals a foul stench like rotten eggs or a natural gas leak. And eating one is even worse. It's like motor oil and rotten butter had some sort of cruel disfigured baby, and they decided to baptize it in mayonnaise.
I love all sorts of food that other people consider gross or weird. Sea urchin ovaries, fertilized duck embryos and fermented sticky soybeans. But durian goes beyond having unconventional flavor to being putrid...
Hence the hate. :D
The Panglossian Ocean makes me a little bit gleeful. Oh, Pangloss and his ridiculously optimistic ways. *shakes head*
Points for Pangloss. Also, Some Mountains or Whatever over on Apathy. :)
Durian groves.
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