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The Fun Accident by anna one, Blue

May 21st, 2007 6:20 PM / Location: 37.786577,-122.4125

INSTRUCTIONS: Get into an accident with another player, stranger, or friend.

Accidental bruising.



Koyâh, and a non-player, and I had an EPIC brunch that progressed from the original meal, through six glasses of wine to several long island ice teas. Towards the end of our festivities, Koyâh decided to bite me in the thick of my belly. While he did this intentionally, I don't think he quite intended on the level of destruction he achieved. It has been decided that he must invest some time into the practice of biting others, to avoid future injuries.

While I ache every time I use my abdominal muscles, and I keep inadvertently banging things into my wound, I have been rather enjoying watching the bruise develop in size, color and shape. Bruises are neat, after all. That said, it's turned into a much more fun accident then it originally seemed- not to mention the fun we all had getting drunk enough to inflict damage on each other in the first place.

The following is a(n ongoing) document of the resulting massive bruising:

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day one | The Accident
The Fun!!!
More Fun
PlantHolder.jpg
The Culprit
day two
day three
day four
day five
Day 6
day seven

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Oh, wow.
posted by Ziggy C. on May 21st, 2007 8:25 PM

That's quite a raspberry you got there..

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posted by SNORLAX on May 22nd, 2007 9:55 AM

A VAMPIRE BITE!!!!

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posted by Hemingway Kat on May 22nd, 2007 10:35 AM

maybe he could complete "Skills are Liabilities" by leaning to bite without causing serious bruising while drunk...

Good Call
posted by Blue on May 22nd, 2007 11:11 AM

Good Call Hemingway Kat.
LowTech it couldn't be a vampire bite it happened at like 4 in the afternoon.
Unless… there is a sunblock rated SP VP

Anybody! Why is this a ?

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posted by anna one on May 22nd, 2007 10:12 PM

Why is a high score? Because we're awesome, that's why.

Actually, you'll notice that we currently have four (now five) comments, and four votes. The only other contender for the high score has three comments and one vote.

Jeez, Koyâh- don't you even, like, play SF0?

EckHem…
posted by Blue on May 22nd, 2007 10:17 PM

Oh you wordsmith…
When I posted that comment there were only four comments and two votes (This one has 17 comments and 13 votes and it doesn't have a high score) —Ooooh it's the highest score of that completed task, okay — and the very valid question is

"Koyâh do you ever not play SFØ?"

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posted by anna one on May 22nd, 2007 10:25 PM

argh! The Campaign Trail doesn't have a high-score, because the high-score is to become a senator.
Still:
4c + 2v > 3c + 1v

gaaaaawd.

Oh I get it…
posted by Blue on May 22nd, 2007 11:06 PM

Oh I get it…

Level 3 :: 315 points < Level 5 :: 930 points

Biting practice has yielded seriously less serious bruises.

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posted by Møuse on May 23rd, 2007 11:29 AM

High score .. High-est Score.

hmmm
posted by Lank on May 30th, 2007 4:54 PM

Anna, have you been working out? I swear that tummy gets tighter with each photo...

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on May 30th, 2007 6:12 PM

The very top picture looks like you have a tumor. Ewww. It's like you have 3 gapping holes in your belly. I want to look away...but I can't.

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posted by SNORLAX on December 12th, 2007 3:56 PM

your bruise looks like a snowman

8-ball in the house!
posted by Burn Unit on December 12th, 2007 4:34 PM

Maybe somethin' to do with those snowflakes all over the table, blowing to and fro'...

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posted by anna one on December 12th, 2007 4:39 PM

ahhh.... if only.

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posted by Burn Unit on December 12th, 2007 4:49 PM

but... but... you even have a mirror and straw in hand!

dear god, woman!

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posted by anna one on December 12th, 2007 4:50 PM

(that's a cell phone... actually.)

golly we look greasy.

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posted by Blue on December 13th, 2007 2:48 PM

That is a cell phone and a long island split three ways…
dirty minds.

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posted by miss understanding on December 13th, 2007 4:57 PM

Bruises rock!