Because of this book. I am scared of sushi. Let me explain this further. In the book Jay complains about everything. One of his biggest complaints is about one Duece Bigalow.


(Is this for fucking real? This got a sequel? Why aren't we making movies?)

The male gigalo orders too much sushi and it always makes him sick. Even though he checks it for parasites and worms. Worms he always finds. Always. Like every time! You have to check for these things with a special diamond finder thingy. I don't have a diamond finding thingy. So I'm scared.



Now, I will direct you also to here. And I will recommend you don't click on this.

Markov loves sushi. So we go out and eat it.

However, I will only eat vegetarian sushi for fear of the dreaded Jay Mohr brain worms. (I can't stress enough how bad that book was. I don't know if you've ever had the chance to read a bad book -- but, I mean, that thing was so bad. "How bad was it?" Let me link you.)

So anyway. Death Kava. 10 points. I ate some bad sushi. As in old. I did it old because I thought that might be scarier. It was.

Let me change the tone here a bit.

I've been advised not to beg for points.

*sad face

However, I want to impress upon you. Your votes mean a lot to me.

Also my player photo is good. (Imagine if you will, puppy dog eyes through a glassy mask.)

Lastly!

My collaborator, Likes Music, was instrumental in taking the photos.

If this experiment kills me, I will update this task post haste.

Double also: you'd be scared of the icecream sundae's I make. That's how good I am at making ice cream sundaes.




Thanks a lot everyone who reads this. Make out club for everyone who drops points on this.