Tasks / Love Is In The Air...

Fall in love with another player of SFØ that you have never met before. Document. Bonus points for:
a) breaking their heart or getting yours broken
b) getting married
c) getting pregnant
Good luck, kids! Love is in the air...
75 points suggested
2 to 100 players
0 points
Level 0
In the zone of: EquivalenZ
Created by Zoo Babies Pet Animals
0 completed :: 0 in progress
Interested in collaborating on this: (no one yet!)
this task is pretired
Comments
I like this! Is this about points for love or love for points?
As if this doesn't happen every day.
To me, anyway...
Here, here JTony.
Also, very much agreed, please don't approve this.
Damn retroactivity.
If any of you who haven't met them can seriously claim to not be at least a little in love with Dax or Myrna or The Vixen/KristinawithaK or Lola or Flitworth or Loki, for example,
then you are lying.
Oh, man... I'm not even going there....
Though when a drunken Vixen said she thought of me like an uncle... well, that kind of shot that one....
Coming out of retirement to laugh hysterically.
JTony FTW!
That you would come "out of retirement to laugh hysterically" is one of the many reasons I love you.
Definitely Dax and Myrna and Kristina and ALL OF YOU. Definitely. 'specially you, Bex.
Collaborate with me, anyone?
i hope this gets approved. i wanna ask Bex to marry me.
Darling?
My wounded heart may yet heal: Last time I was engaged to a player, she left me for a gang of turkeys. But...
To you both:
Yes.
since Scarlett is my other virtual crush, i'm loath to duel... can't we all three get married?
if the answer is no, I am poised and ready to throw my glove.
Oooh, both the idea of a three-way marriage and of getting saucily slapped are so titillating! I'm fine with either, although to be fair, I won't be able to do any major tasking duels in the near future due to copious amounts of impending work and school. Shall love conquer all?
Vivamus, meae puellae, atque amemus!
Is it bad that I have a hetro-crush on Anna?
Yes, probably.
As for my real love? Well, we'll see.
There's a comment I'd like to put here, but I won't for that person's sake...
You can comment away now, the news's happily sunning itself on the top of a tourbus happily inhaling open air.
Wow, this task is like a giant game of spin the bottle...
Am I seriously the only person who can't say anything here, or is that because beneath my jolly demeanour I'm really a heartless bastard with a shrivelled piece of satsuma I pretend is my soul?
Yes, yes it is. But then, I guess I can't really talk, according to public opinion.
Yes, you are a heartless fool. But you have a good taste in music, so that's all that matters.
Wow, my comment's got +6 already - does this mean peopler are voting because they like me, because they like my sense of humour, or because they are happy I've finally realised I have no soul?
Either that or they really want to play spin the bottle.
Ooo! Ooo! I have a hetro-crush on Lank!
Hetro-crush! Hee!
And some kind of platonic crush on most of GYØ.
We could go to Utah, convert to mormonism, and do this as a large collaborative event task....
And I think that I, Joseph Smith, should be our leader!
Which, of course, means I'd get the largest share of wives!
no offense, but...that small font is creepier than if you'd put it in the normal size font.
Yeah, I see what you mean. Reading it now it is like I'm talking to myself under my breath.
Does it help that I really am Joseph Smith? And, of course, Largest share could mean just one, very large wife.
I thought about editing out the small font size, but then it would make your comment not make any sense at all, and then you'd delete it and I'd be sad because I'm honored to have you commenting with me at all, even if it is (ever so mildly) critical. Do you think this comment will hit -3?
I love you, negative comment voter and your sockpuppet minions, whoever you are!
some sockpuppets are very well behaved. one might even befriend them. or gift them grubby taps. oh how i love grubby taps.
Fine, I'm going to run away to my secret lover then.
I feel obligated to report that I have used your lover for personal gain.
Johnny Mountain has nothing on you, even if he has more weatherman cred.
I love this task!
Except for this part... "breaking their heart or getting yours broken".
That part is lame... I negative vote that part... but the rest I'm all over.
Ben, I so have a podcast crush on you.
Myrna and Bex - already in love with you both.
You too Minch!
And I agree. Podcast crush on Ben!
I really can't get over the impregnation part... I mean how would you explain that to your child.
mommy, where did I come from?
Well, honey, one night i got really bored and decided to task... sent a collaboration requst to your father... and well... we ended up with you. We didn't even get the high score!
Puts a twist on the ol' "there was so much love one night that it made a whole other person" gag.
Aw.
What is a "podcast crush", anyway? Sounds utterly painful.
Podcast crush = finding your snarky | witty | accented podcast personality absolutely adorable.
Bex, would you concur with that definition?
mm, none of my crushes are 'claimed' here
i guess i have unique e-taste
Just trying to think of who hasn't been claimed yet... Scienceguru?
My e-crush is also mysteriously absent from people's thoughts.
More for me.
I'm going to have to agree on that one. Though a couple of my potential candidates seem to have retired. Hmm, I suppose I just have a thing for older players.
Me too :(
COME BACK!
I'll supply you with løve...
My e-crush has not been mentioned either.
In my case this may be because I have no e-crush.
THERE WILL BE NO FIGHTING
THERE IS ENOUGH MAYOR TO GO AROUND
I would collaborate with the gummies. They are sweeties!
The gummies would be honored to have you as a collaborator. They think you are made out of awesome.
Maybe they can take me to the theater for first date.
...and I think the gummies are made out of sugar!
I løve this entire thread.
Lucking for us there is a lack of ø in hate.
:)
But there is a ø is løathing.
Also, øpera, but that's not relevant.
Myrna. I løve this task.....
and have completed it in addition to sub-portion a, though I am not going to share any of the "documentation" b/c frankly, the details of my broken heart aren't too fun.
But broken-ness aside, I still love the task, and love, and encourage more people to be more willing to just let themselves fall when given the opportunity.
I have the capacity to complete this task.
(also if you want a task un-pretired, click on the "Interested in collaborating on this" button up there. SSI see everybody that clicks that button and they can see how much interest there is in a pretired task that way. The more people click that, the more likely it'll be active next go-around)
When I do this, I'm shooting for a)
Or possibly c)
Or maybe c) and then a)
Oh dear. This could have implications for things afoot. lol.
Then it's B for sure.
See, we're level 0ing already
This whole story-arc is a giant Level-Zero, and it's epic. Using a pretired task to (possibly) do other pretired/retired tasks, the end result of which could be completing a pretired task (this one) and a retired task.
It's kind of funny how i thought we were joking a month ago...
It's kind of amazing and scary and beautiful what's happening
unless you're falling in love with me, or i loose the duel.
Maybe if I win i get to get you pregnant :D
You're welcome to try, I guess. I hope you're a damn good biological engineer, though. :P
You could get pregnant with ideas and/or mischief instead. After all pregnant with children has been way over done, being someones muse sound more fun.
please don't approve this task.