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Tasks / Security Tester

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Wear a cock ring through airport security.

1 to 10 players
45 points
Level 3
In the zone of: BART Psychogeographical Association
Created by Malaysian Eddy

Terms: cockrings

1 completed :: 2 in progress
Interested in collaborating on this: (no one yet!)

this task is retired


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(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on December 29th, 2007 9:01 PM

A metal cock ring.

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on December 29th, 2007 9:07 PM

ahahahahahahaha


watching spinal tap...my bad

(no subject)
posted by anna one on December 29th, 2007 9:18 PM

Bonus points for a locked cage for which you have no key?


err... by cage, I mean of the chastity variety...

I used ta be on the Bart team
posted by Fonne Tayne on January 1st, 2008 9:05 PM

What if it was plastic, would that not count?

(no subject)
posted by Blue on January 5th, 2008 5:44 PM

If it was plastic it wouldn't set off the metal detector…
I think that is the point.

(no subject)
posted by Minch on March 12th, 2008 4:38 PM

i nearly snorted liquid out my nose reading this. the title does not fully prepare one for the description.

yesssssss!
posted by Kyle Hamilton on March 16th, 2008 12:07 PM

o god I am so doing this! my girlfriend will be sooooo pissed cause I already get stopped at the checkpoint

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on March 25th, 2008 1:14 PM

why hasn't anyone done this? I cannot for obvious reasons......

(no subject)
posted by Lincøln on March 25th, 2008 1:39 PM

Because it's too hard to document.
I just did this on my way back from Seattle, but security took my camera(s) and didn't notice the cock ring, so it was just lame. Maybe next time I travel with a friend I'll have that person that's not me document it, and maybe I'll get a metal cock ring or something.

(no subject)
posted by GYØ Ben on March 25th, 2008 1:44 PM

It doesn't say you have to wear a cock ring in the obvious location, Eddy...

Put one on your finger or something!

(no subject)
posted by Burn Unit on March 25th, 2008 1:51 PM

you know what, I disagree with "that's the point." in fact, that is not the point. Suppose that the point is "What would SFZero do when confronted with a task worded like this?" And hopefully the answer is praxis.

That's what I'd like to believe. Though I note the task creator did add that above. Perhaps SorSorI could comment on whether there was further editing done.

I would be interested in an epic completion of this involving non-metal ones.

(no subject) +2
posted by Non Players on June 1st, 2008 7:38 AM

We would not appreciate the hold up.

Something similar's been done
posted by Haiku on June 4th, 2008 11:55 PM

http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=68619


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Security Tester by The Found Walrus, Waldo Cheerio August 15th, 2008 10:28 PM

The Walrus was recently given a gag birthday present of a cock ring. With the possession, unused, hidden in my sock drawer and a flight to Canada with Waldo Cheerio imminent, I decided to attempt this task. And consider: I was flying with my parents ...

45 + 80 points :: 6 comments :: 16 votes :: 2 collaborators