Dax Tran-Caffee, I have your mustache!




From: Terpsichore
To: Dax Tran-Caffee
Subj: regarding your recent loss.
Date: Mar 23 9:11 pm


dearest dax,

your recent completion of "strange garb" leads me to believe you think your mustache simply picked up and left. i must imform you, this is not the case. i, in fact, stole your 'stache and sent it to europe, where our lovely friend kristy now holds it for ransom.
all we ask is for one month's rent and a painting for over our mantle. your cooperation is much appreciated. if you do not comply with our requests, kristy has threatened to shave so you may never see your beloved handlebars again.

please leave ransom on my coffee table by 7:00 april 1st. my roommates will let you in.

terpsichore