If you think I sound crazy, you should hear the voices in my head!

"HAS DADA EVER SPOKEN TO YOU:
about Italy
about accordions
about women's pants
about the fatherland
about sardines
about Fiume
about Art (you exaggerate my friend)
about gentleness
about D'Annunzio
what a horror
about heroism
about mustaches
about lewdness
about sleeping with Verlaine
about the ideal (it's nice)
about Massachusetts
about the past
about odors
about salads
about genius, about genius, about genius
about the eight-hour day
about the Parma violets
NEVER NEVER NEVER"
-Dada, the Dada Manifesto, 1921

"preamble = sardanapalus
one = suitcase
woman = women
trousers = water
if = moustache
2 = three
stick = perhaps
after = sightreading
irritant = emerald
vice = screw
october = periscope
nerve = ☞"
-Tristan Tzara

"Resistentialism is largely a matter of sitting inside a wet sack and moaning."
-Paul Jennings, Report on Resistentialism

The current state of knowledge can be summarized thus:
In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded.
-Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

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