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posted by HKEY_Current _User on February 27th, 2010 12:04 AM

Greatest task ever, yes! Though I might've been even more impressed if you chose Paracelsus.

posted by HKEY_Current _User on June 14th, 2009 10:07 PM

Does by chance Gary Busey participate in SF0? High score task immediately, probably the inspiration.
Congratulations Haberley Mead! You've already fulfilled every requirement of this task by defining the Internet and posting it in the most logical public location, the Internet!

In Noble Truths Every Ready Nimrod Eats Telecom

posted by HKEY_Current _User on March 6th, 2009 11:05 AM

Whaaat? I don't know if you can see me right now, but my monocle has just dropped into my tea.

posted by HKEY_Current _User on March 4th, 2009 11:44 AM

So, um, what topics are everyone else covering, if I might ask?

posted by HKEY_Current _User on December 15th, 2008 6:54 PM

Dude, I thought of something like this one time. Like, you'd get this paint that only shows up on infrared, and paint a tile of a wall. Or maybe you'd have a whole wall mural. Then IR LEDs would light up the artwork only on a certain day of the week, and it could only be seen via security cameras. Or, y'know, just with a regular camera. But the really awesome thing would be, if you could paint it all undetected, and then it shows up on camera later, or something.

But then, maybe you could just do something simpler, like set up a mirror that says "I SEE YOU" and whenever the surveillance cams shine on it, they just see themselves in infinitely smaller frames.

posted by HKEY_Current _User on December 15th, 2008 6:44 PM

I spent several years trying to teach myself Japanese, and the best things I've found are Tae Kim's Grammar Guide and SRSes (Spaced Repetition Software). The former has a lot of in depth grammar stuff. While you're learning the grammar, it helps to add sentences to the SRS. If you can kind of lexically deconstruct them based solely on grammar (without knowing what all the words mean), then I guess that's progress.
I still don't know Japanese that good, though.

posted by HKEY_Current _User on November 5th, 2008 4:58 PM

I like your allusions to gangsters. God knows the affiliates of politicians are much worse and just as dangerous. I would vote 'No confidence', but Richard Pryor told me to vote 'None of the Above' so I must honor him.

But in reality I voted independent, green, and libertarian, so no matter who got in office, I could say I didn't vote for them. Unless of course everyone else voted for Nader, which I could see they didn't.

posted by HKEY_Current _User on November 4th, 2008 7:25 PM

And I love how one space is "intentionally left blank." You thought this out well, which is to say that you successfully didn't think it out well. Or something.

posted by HKEY_Current _User on November 4th, 2008 7:02 PM

Same thing happened to me. I thought about it, too. But then I was like, "naw, they retired that long ago." Damnit.

I was going to tell them to "Vote None of the Above."

posted by HKEY_Current _User on November 2nd, 2008 7:27 PM

Indeed.

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