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Did you ever see that one Lewis Black stand-special where he mentions a man that eats fatback every day for breakfast because bacon is too lean? And that guy has lived to be like, eighty.
They don't ALL look pornographic, just about half of them. I think it's the people-shaped nature of the trees.
Now when you say "decelerate an aging process" do you mean that carbon dating should reveal something being younger than it should be? Or can I just stick some stuff in a freezer and say it stayed fresher for longer?
You know what'd be cool? Making a Twinkie rot in twenty-four hours.
Okay, I think I could probably try to draw some of what I remember seeing, but it'll be pretty rough. Alternatively, I think I could photographically demonstrate the process of reality checks.
Is that a serious question? Clearly scientists! are better, as they search for truth to the point of hardness.
Look, the tracings of my ears and three fingers when superimposed create the Statue of Liberty!
Or were you thinking about that "other body parts" part?
Collaboration is good.
Same thing happened to me. I thought about it, too. But then I was like, "naw, they retired that long ago." Damnit.
I was going to tell them to "Vote None of the Above."
And I love how one space is "intentionally left blank." You thought this out well, which is to say that you successfully didn't think it out well. Or something.
Whaaat? I don't know if you can see me right now, but my monocle has just dropped into my tea.