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Urban Archaeology by zer0gee

May 7th, 2008 2:04 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Go on an urban Archaeological dig.

I undertook this task in the dark of night, so as not to arouse the suspicions of the natives, who would most likely not appreciate artifacts being removed from their resting places. I suspected that this site was rich in relics, and even began to find them underfoot immediately upon approaching the area. I crossed the bridge over the river, and saw the city in the distance, in all its glory. On the other side of the bridge was the temple, where many artifacts are produced by skilled laborers - I passed this by for the time being, in search of less-traveled paths.

Turning down such a path, I followed a barrier for about half a mile. There were many, many items buried in the soil that seeped from beneath the wall of steel and mesh, though the wall itself prevented me from seeing what lay beyond it. I was crouched low most of this time, and had my vision focused there, at the base of the barrier, so intently that when I reached its terminus and stood up to stretch, I had no idea that I'd stumbled upon a veritable treasure hoard! It must have been a royal burial ground, to have so many riches gathered together. I am a hunter, a scavenger, but I am not in the habit of defiling such a place - I documented its beauty and respectfully moved on. Returning to the temple, I watched in awe as the artisans there plied their craft in fire and molten metal.

Back in my workroom, I carefully removed the loose earth from each specimen and laid the choicest pieces out for inspection. Like a paleontologist does with fossils, I knew I must use all my knowledge and skill to fit the pieces of metal together as they were in ancient times. I discovered that I'd found both the simple amulets of the peasantry and the elaborate ornaments of the ruling class. I submit them in their complete forms here, hanging in the gallery of my museum, for your viewing pleasure.

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chancellor's ornament

chancellor's ornament

steel bar with three holes, two nuts, large washer


peasant's amulet

peasant's amulet

machine-punched thin steel plate


lieutenant's ornament

lieutenant's ornament

spark plug, steel plate with two holes, copper wire


peasant's amulet

peasant's amulet

thick, wavy steel plate with hole


young prince's ornament

young prince's ornament

steel clip, square nut


queen's ornament

queen's ornament

brushed steel machined plate, split ring washer, crystal chandelier drop, copper wire


scholar's ornament

scholar's ornament

steel library card file divider with paper label, washer


ring

ring

hose clamp


folded steel bar with four holes

folded steel bar with four holes


wavy steel plate with hole

wavy steel plate with hole


washer

washer


rubber washer

rubber washer


bridge

bridge


city in the distance

city in the distance


temple

temple

A. Finkl and Sons steel mill, Chicago, near Wicker Park area


through the temple window

through the temple window


half-mile barricade

half-mile barricade

steel and fine mesh fence surrounding...something...


burial ground

burial ground

I turned around and looked up to see THIS. I had no idea it was there, since I'd had my back to it, crouched over staring at the ground.


burial ground

burial ground

This photo cannot show the scope of this scrap chute - that white rectangular thing to the middle left is a CAR. This pile of scrap is like five stories high.


amazing

amazing

Once again, I remind you that the white rectangular object to the lower left is AN ENTIRE CAR.


the royal crest

the royal crest

This is a fence post at the steel mill with the "F" for Finkl in steel on top. Very cool.


inside the temple

inside the temple

The forge is quiet...or is it?


eruption

eruption

The smelter opens


conflagration

conflagration

Huge gouts of fire shoot to the ceiling, and scrap metal is poured in for smelting. I don't need to tell you that I had to pick my chin up off the floor at this point.


tools of the trade

tools of the trade

A stiff brush and pick, paper towels


a bountiful harvest

a bountiful harvest

I found SO MUCH stuff!


careful cleaning

careful cleaning

I wanted to get the dirt off without damaging the rust.


a selection of the finest pieces

a selection of the finest pieces


chancellor's necklace completed

chancellor's necklace completed

Everything in these pieces was found on my archaological expedition, except for the waxed cotton cord used for hanging and connecting, and the copper wire, also for connecting.


peasant's amulet completed

peasant's amulet completed

quadruple-wrapped with waxed cotton cord, otherwise just as I found it


lieutenant's necklace completed

lieutenant's necklace completed

I copper-wired a spark plug to a thin piece of steel that had two holes in it


lieutenant's necklace second view

lieutenant's necklace second view


peasant's amulet completed

peasant's amulet completed

I used a simple wrap on this piece, which is otherwise just as I found it. I prefer to wear the larger, simple pieces just as they are.


young prince's necklace completed

young prince's necklace completed

I couldn't get a good photo of this one because the metal is pretty dark. I used a fairly complicated wrap to get the square nut to "float" in the middle of the clips, but I'm not satisfied with the way the photos came out - the details don't show well.


queen's necklace completed

queen's necklace completed

Yes, I found the chandelier crystal, too. The washer is attached with copper wire, and the hanging is an elegant double wrap.


scholar's necklace completed

scholar's necklace completed

This card file divider is so awesome!


ring

ring

The amusing thing about this is that I already have a number of hose clamp rings that I bought at the hardware store.



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posted by help im a bear on May 7th, 2008 2:08 PM

beautiful!!

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posted by Myrna Minx on May 7th, 2008 2:40 PM

me wantee to wear.

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posted by Ink Tea on May 7th, 2008 3:02 PM

So fabulously steampunk.

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posted by Sparrows Fall on May 7th, 2008 3:34 PM

I love the library card divider! Scholar jewelry ftw!

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posted by teh Lolbrarian on May 7th, 2008 3:41 PM

The Lolbrarian also approves.

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posted by Dela Dejavoo on May 7th, 2008 3:41 PM

possibly the sexiest completion i have seen.
also, i am in love with the photo called eruption. i want it hanging on my wall.

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posted by teucer on May 7th, 2008 4:38 PM

Yeah that one's pretty awesome.

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posted by The Animus on May 7th, 2008 9:59 PM

I third that. Happen to have a bigger resolution?

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 7th, 2008 5:29 PM

Whoa! What th-

Did you see-

Th-

Sorry, my words kinda broke.
posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 7th, 2008 5:31 PM

Yeah, this is beautiful.

I actually have a soft spot for found bits of scrap metal, especially wavy ones with holes in them. I like to pick them up and drop them on the sidewalk.

The first thing I thought when I saw that photo was that it would probably make a satisfying clang.

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posted by meredithian on May 8th, 2008 7:00 AM

yeah, i often wear a 5/16" hose clamp as a pinkie ring. these were my people! great completion!

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posted by Julian Muffinbot on May 8th, 2008 8:35 AM

if these were your people, did zer0gee violate any burial customs in unearthing your artifacts?

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posted by Sparrows Fall on May 8th, 2008 8:40 AM

And if she buried them again, would it be reverse archaeology?

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posted by meredithian on May 9th, 2008 9:07 PM

we have avenging spirits for that. they come in the form of iron filing slivers. ouch! i think zerogee has done us proud, though.

bury my people! again! ha!

uh... i'm still alive, though, in case you're getting any ideas. not dead yet!

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posted by Sparrows Fall on May 9th, 2008 9:14 PM

Hm.