Please Standby For Love by Blue
April 19th, 2007 11:36 AMHowever, I finally reached level four so I am documenting it now.
Also… Eddy did all the documentation… IE the Marvelous photos of me…
she had not yet joined SFØ
What to do....
Well here is what not to do...
Never... Ever... Ever... go to the airport at 11'oclock.

So I go to the airport at 11'oclock to drop of the car and get my task on. The drop off goes fine just pull up leave the keys "thank you; goodbye" Then I bounce over to the tram to hop on the B.A.R.T. Completing this task on the way

Anywho... So I hop on the red line to go to the B.A.R.T. It passes the B.A.R.T. and drops me off at a garage announcing that it is now out of service and to catch the B l u e line. So I get off and wait for the Blue line. So I am twiddling my thumbs when I realize...
I know what to do
I had spied this amazingly long escalator on the way in and it was just at the end of the platform. It was time for a photo-shoot.


The Red line had broken down on the tracks. So finally I got to the B.A.R.T. where I was informed by the attendant, who had a rather condescending tone, that I had just missed the last train by 6 minutes. Yeah like that was my fault. I only had to catch three trams to get there.
So it was back to the blue line so I could get to terminal 3 where all the cabbies were.
The map that will appear here shortly will illustrate how when you are on the blue line at the airport you have to ride around the whole airport to get there. As I stepped onto the empty Tram I cursed the prompt welcoming me... Grumbling "I hear the words welcome but I do not feel welcomed."
So it was back to the car rental spot so that I could turn around and ride around the ENTIRE airport before finally passing the B.A.R.T. station again and arriving at terminal three.

It felt like the lights were on but nobody was home. None of the trams have drivers, everything is automated and although there are tons of cameras but it feels like there is no one watching over to make sure that everything is going along smoothly.
At this point I thought... I don't care if I get in trouble for doing something outrageous. I don't think anyone's watching and if someone did come to reprimand me... perhaps I could get them to escort me to Terminal III in a timely manor.
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However, the task said I would know what to do...
And that is exactly what happened...
Besides...
I love taking pictures & Being ridiculous and this was BOTH!
There's just something oddly unnatural about airports.
"Yeah… I learnt them in Kung Fu school…
I'm taking advanced nunchakus next semester.
It's pretty sweet…"
Nothing brings the dork out of me faster than being stranded somewhere with someone with a camera.
Oh wait I have Faux Moustaché pictures to add!!!
use your snappy new html skillz to size and float those old photos. you know you want to
Oh man you know how to talk to me dirty YB.
I really hope that starts to pick up…
I should start collaborating with MORE people
so they can see the tag with out having to view the source code.
But, I'm not sure I see any standing by for love... Could you expand?