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Evil Sugar
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TEAM: The Disorganised Guerilla War On Boredom and Normality TEAM: Team Shplank TEAM: SFØ Société Photographique TEAM: Team FOEcakes TEAM: LØVE TEAM: Level Zerø TEAM: AustinZero TEAM: FLUMMØX TEAM: The Bloodmarked BART Psychogeographical Association Rank 1: Commuter
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One Cent by Evil Sugar

April 14th, 2008 11:40 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Mail a penny to another player.

Mission: Mail a Penny*

Gummy bears must live in a world scaled for humans. Even a simple task like mailing a penny requires hard work and cooperation. The Red Team has volunteered for this mission.



The Red Team leader assesses the situation. He will need a team of elite climbers in order to obtain a penny.

Preparing to Climb

The Red Team uses a state-of-the-art paperclip grappling hook system to climb the cup and obtain the penny.

Successful Climb

The ascent is dangerous, but the climber is highly skilled and reaches the top safely.

Target Object Acquired


The penny is pushed over the edge of the cup. Stand clear below!

To the Envelope!

Three members of the Red Team carry the penny across vast stretches of empty table, to a waiting envelope.

Load the Penny

One bear holds the envelope open while two others push the penny inside.

Lick Duty

This bear has drawn the short straw for the most unpleasant task in the entire mission. Remember, gummies are smaller than humans, so licking the flap of the envelope is the equivalent of licking 17 pairs of feet.

Addressing the Letter

With the penny safely inside the envelope, the Red Team writes out the address. They initially considered using ink, but found they were unable to lift the pen. Fortunately, they found this pencil, that was sharpened down almost to a stub.



The Red Team was extremely thankful that the stamp was a sticker, and did not have to be licked.



With the envelope completely assembled, the clever Red Team slips their letter in with a stack of outgoing mail. The clueless human that lives here will never suspect a thing!

SUCCESS!!

UPDATE (4/16/08): The penny has arrived! (Photo by Sparrows Fall)

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*NOTE: No gummies were injured, maimed, beheaded, burned, sliced, squashed, impaled, melted in the microwave, or eaten during the completion of this task. What happens to gummies after the completion of this (or any) task is top secret. Nom nom nom.

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A Daunting Task

A Daunting Task

The Red Team leader assesses the situation. First objective: obtain a penny. No easy feat for a bear of very small size. An elite climbing team would be required.


Preparing to Climb

Preparing to Climb

Red Team's finest climbers assemble at the base. They will be using a state-of-the-art paperclip grappling hook to make their ascent.


Successful Climb

Successful Climb

The brave Red soldier pulls himself to the top.


Target Object Acquired

Target Object Acquired

The penny is pushed over the edge of the cup. Stand clear below!


To the Envelope!

To the Envelope!

Red Team hauls the penny across vast stretches of empty table to a waiting envelope.


Load the Penny

Load the Penny

One bear holds the envelope open, while two others push the penny inside.


Lick Duty

Lick Duty

This poor bear has drawn the short straw and is responsible for licking the envelope. Remember, gummies are smaller than humans, so licking the entire envelope flap would be like a human having to lick 17 pairs of sweaty feet.


Addressing the Letter

Addressing the Letter

The gummy team initially considered addressing the envelope in ink, but found that they lacked the strength necessary to lift a pen. Fortunately they were able to find this pencil, sharpened down almost to a nub. It took four of them to lift it, and it took nearly an hour to write out the complete address.


Stamped

Stamped

Thankfully, the stamp was a sticker, and no one was required to lick the back of it.


Sneaking the Envelope

Sneaking the Envelope

The brave Red Team sneaks their letter into a stack of outgoing mail. The clueless human that lives in their house will never suspect.


Gummies Read the Comment Thread

Gummies Read the Comment Thread

The Red Team leader shows his troops the comments thread. The Red Team is happy to see that their efforts were so well received.


It made it!

It made it!

A photograph from Sparrows Fall, showing that the penny arrived safe and sound!



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18 comment(s)

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on April 14th, 2008 12:28 PM

A valiant squadron. Which player received the penny?

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posted by Dela Dejavoo on April 14th, 2008 12:40 PM

I want to give this completion a really big hug.

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posted by Sparrows Fall on April 14th, 2008 1:20 PM

HAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahah! Oh my god, my day is so made.

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posted by Evil Sugar on May 14th, 2008 7:39 AM

The gummies are pleased that you enjoyed getting mail from them.

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posted by Tøm on April 14th, 2008 1:28 PM

Mine too!

Consider my sox roxed.

Welcome!

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posted by Evil Sugar on April 14th, 2008 1:32 PM

Thanks everyone!

Colonel Mustard -- the penny went to Sparrows Fall. I contemplated waiting a couple days to post praxis, so the penny would be a surprise when it arrived...but in the end I simply didn't have the patience.

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posted by Adam on April 14th, 2008 2:02 PM

I clicked on the vote button alot of times in the hope it would allow some kind of hidden super vote.

It didn't :(

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posted by Evil Sugar on April 14th, 2008 2:04 PM

Hee. That's too bad! But I totally appreciate that you tried :)

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posted by meredithian on April 14th, 2008 2:20 PM

Ha! I am pleased to see you have been brought into the SFØ fold. I think a penny is a fine reward for recruiting a creative person who obviously has a knack for communicating with the gummy nation.

...will GummiØ be next?

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posted by Evil Sugar on April 14th, 2008 2:27 PM

"Infiltrate SFØ" is a level 6 task on GummiØ. The Red Team are accomplished players :)

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posted by Stu on April 15th, 2008 1:01 AM

The picture of the gummies holding the pencil is my favorite, I think.

Awesome.

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posted by Evil Sugar on April 15th, 2008 8:48 AM

Thanks, Stu. That was the hardest shot to get...the gummies kept dropping the pencil.

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posted by The Animus on April 15th, 2008 10:37 AM

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I didn't intend this to be a super-vote, but...

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posted by Lainthulu on April 15th, 2008 1:01 PM

Epic first task!

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posted by Evil Sugar on April 15th, 2008 1:10 PM

Thanks Animus and Little Albatross!

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The gummies are very excited about the comments here in the thread!

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posted by Sparrows Fall on April 16th, 2008 10:37 AM

I officially validate said photograph! Thanks for the penny, gummies!

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posted by *la nerdrice* on May 17th, 2008 4:44 AM

i've said it before, and i'll say it again, i love you, gummies.

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posted by Andy Loves You! on July 7th, 2008 2:52 AM

a magical world of overly cute, totally adorable, gummy bears? this is fabulous!