One Cent by Evil Sugar
April 14th, 2008 11:40 AMGummy bears must live in a world scaled for humans. Even a simple task like mailing a penny requires hard work and cooperation. The Red Team has volunteered for this mission.

The Red Team leader assesses the situation. He will need a team of elite climbers in order to obtain a penny.

The Red Team uses a state-of-the-art paperclip grappling hook system to climb the cup and obtain the penny.

The ascent is dangerous, but the climber is highly skilled and reaches the top safely.

The penny is pushed over the edge of the cup. Stand clear below!

Three members of the Red Team carry the penny across vast stretches of empty table, to a waiting envelope.

One bear holds the envelope open while two others push the penny inside.

This bear has drawn the short straw for the most unpleasant task in the entire mission. Remember, gummies are smaller than humans, so licking the flap of the envelope is the equivalent of licking 17 pairs of feet.

With the penny safely inside the envelope, the Red Team writes out the address. They initially considered using ink, but found they were unable to lift the pen. Fortunately, they found this pencil, that was sharpened down almost to a stub.

The Red Team was extremely thankful that the stamp was a sticker, and did not have to be licked.

With the envelope completely assembled, the clever Red Team slips their letter in with a stack of outgoing mail. The clueless human that lives here will never suspect a thing!
SUCCESS!!
UPDATE (4/16/08): The penny has arrived! (Photo by Sparrows Fall)

*NOTE: No gummies were injured, maimed, beheaded, burned, sliced, squashed, impaled, melted in the microwave, or eaten during the completion of this task. What happens to gummies after the completion of this (or any) task is top secret. Nom nom nom.
A Daunting Task

The Red Team leader assesses the situation. First objective: obtain a penny. No easy feat for a bear of very small size. An elite climbing team would be required.
Preparing to Climb

Red Team's finest climbers assemble at the base. They will be using a state-of-the-art paperclip grappling hook to make their ascent.
To the Envelope!

Red Team hauls the penny across vast stretches of empty table to a waiting envelope.
Lick Duty

This poor bear has drawn the short straw and is responsible for licking the envelope. Remember, gummies are smaller than humans, so licking the entire envelope flap would be like a human having to lick 17 pairs of sweaty feet.
Addressing the Letter

The gummy team initially considered addressing the envelope in ink, but found that they lacked the strength necessary to lift a pen. Fortunately they were able to find this pencil, sharpened down almost to a nub. It took four of them to lift it, and it took nearly an hour to write out the complete address.
Sneaking the Envelope

The brave Red Team sneaks their letter into a stack of outgoing mail. The clueless human that lives in their house will never suspect.
Gummies Read the Comment Thread

The Red Team leader shows his troops the comments thread. The Red Team is happy to see that their efforts were so well received.
52 vote(s)
- Optical Dave
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- Julian Muffinbot
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- help im a bear
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- teucer
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- Rainy
- H L
- *la nerdrice*
- GYØ Ben
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I want to give this completion a really big hug.
HAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahah! Oh my god, my day is so made.
The gummies are pleased that you enjoyed getting mail from them.
Thanks everyone!
Colonel Mustard -- the penny went to Sparrows Fall. I contemplated waiting a couple days to post praxis, so the penny would be a surprise when it arrived...but in the end I simply didn't have the patience.
I clicked on the vote button alot of times in the hope it would allow some kind of hidden super vote.
It didn't :(
Hee. That's too bad! But I totally appreciate that you tried :)
Ha! I am pleased to see you have been brought into the SFØ fold. I think a penny is a fine reward for recruiting a creative person who obviously has a knack for communicating with the gummy nation.
...will GummiØ be next?
"Infiltrate SFØ" is a level 6 task on GummiØ. The Red Team are accomplished players :)
The picture of the gummies holding the pencil is my favorite, I think.
Awesome.
Thanks, Stu. That was the hardest shot to get...the gummies kept dropping the pencil.
I didn't intend this to be a super-vote, but...
Thanks Animus and Little Albatross!
The gummies are very excited about the comments here in the thread!
I officially validate said photograph! Thanks for the penny, gummies!
i've said it before, and i'll say it again, i love you, gummies.
a magical world of overly cute, totally adorable, gummy bears? this is fabulous!
A valiant squadron. Which player received the penny?