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Lincøln
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Everything That Exists Is On The Internet by Lincøln

June 23rd, 2007 1:57 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Find something that exists that is not on the internet. Try to maintain it in that state.

Today I was out for a walk. I'm in Chicago for the weekend, and I was walking along the lake, and I had to double back because a little marina forced me back the way I came (sort of), so now I'm walking along the docks looking at all of the boats, and I have my camera with me, and I have been taking pictures all day, and as I get to the end of the little marina, I see a school of giant fish. Just giant, huge fish, sitting in the shallow water, not moving, just sitting there. I took a couple pictures with the intention of posting them on a photoblog that I do, where I post (at least) a photo a day, and when I got to the point where I was about to upload them just now, I got this feeling that I shouldn't, then I remembered this task, and thought maybe that's why I stopped before I uploaded them to the interweb. So, those fish will not ever make it to the the web. So, my proof will have to happen live and in person. So I invite anybody at anytime to ask for my proof in person, and I will prove my task live. Maybe you can ask me next time I'm here. Also I am close personal friends with a few SFØ members, so maybe they will ask me to prove my task and testify the veracity of my claims.

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posted by Heatherlynn on June 23rd, 2007 2:25 AM

I want to see the fish next time I see you. Please?

Big Fish
posted by Lincøln on June 23rd, 2007 2:27 AM

Of course you get to see the fish.

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posted by Lank on June 25th, 2007 3:17 AM

Are you sure those giant Chi Town fish are not on the internet already?

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posted by Lincøln on June 25th, 2007 8:29 AM

Yes. I am sure. There is a slight possibility that one of them might be, but all of them together like that? No chance.

careful!
posted by Burn Unit on June 26th, 2007 7:19 PM

If you invite people to come and see them, someone might photograph them in their awesomeness and screw you out of this task. You must be ever-vigilant!

Ever vigilant
posted by Lincøln on June 26th, 2007 7:25 PM

I will be careful. I have thought of this very thing you speak of. I will protect these fish from the internet at all costs.

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posted by Heatherlynn on October 15th, 2007 6:36 PM

I apologize. I should have voted sooner. I told you I would vote after I saw them. I saw them. I forgot to come home and vote.

My bad.

The vote is yours.

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posted by Lincøln on October 15th, 2007 6:37 PM

Oddly enough, I was in San Francisco with many other players and didn't show them my fish. D'oh!