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Horror Picture Show by Lincøln
October 31st, 2007 2:32 AM
We're gonna start you out with things that people are generally scared of. Phobias and the like.
Nobody likes hospitals or needles.


Or serious wounds and blood.

Or infections.


Or the thought of the government being taken over without our say so.

Or snakes.

Or lizards.

Or bugs.

Or dark scary stairs.

Or escaped convicts coming out of the woods.

Or out of control wildfires that come this close to your back yard.

Or when there's so much smoke in the air...

that you can barely see the sun.

But here is the scariest thing of all.
Turn back. Please. Don't scroll to the bottom.
Now, this is true horror.
Please. You don't know what you're doing.
Don't scroll any further if you want to spare your virgin eyes.
Seriously.
And don't blame me for these here, even though I witnessed this in disgust, it was El Capitan Barbapoca who photographed these.
I'm not fucking around. This is truly horrible scary shit I have recklessly posted on the internet here. For the love of all you hold sacred, please don't go any further!
Are you sure you wanna see?
No! No! NO! NO! NO!NO!!!!
Last chance to hit the back button...
Don't be a hero.
I warned you:
Now it's too late, look what you did.


Guh.
One more:

.
I can only say "I told you so" so many times.
Nobody likes hospitals or needles.


Or serious wounds and blood.

Or infections.


Or the thought of the government being taken over without our say so.

Or snakes.

Or lizards.

Or bugs.

Or dark scary stairs.

Or escaped convicts coming out of the woods.

Or out of control wildfires that come this close to your back yard.

Or when there's so much smoke in the air...

that you can barely see the sun.

But here is the scariest thing of all.
Turn back. Please. Don't scroll to the bottom.
Now, this is true horror.
Please. You don't know what you're doing.
Don't scroll any further if you want to spare your virgin eyes.
Seriously.
And don't blame me for these here, even though I witnessed this in disgust, it was El Capitan Barbapoca who photographed these.
I'm not fucking around. This is truly horrible scary shit I have recklessly posted on the internet here. For the love of all you hold sacred, please don't go any further!
Are you sure you wanna see?
No! No! NO! NO! NO!NO!!!!
Last chance to hit the back button...
Don't be a hero.
I warned you:
Now it's too late, look what you did.


Guh.
One more:

.
I can only say "I told you so" so many times.
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posted by Charlie Fish on October 31st, 2007 4:58 AM
Ha! The textual suspense here is wonderful!
Who are the photos at the end of?
Are they of you? Go on, admit it...
posted by Lincøln on October 31st, 2007 11:22 AM
The photos at the end are of a friend of mine who keeps taking his clothes (mostly) off in plays. And no, he is not a woman.
posted by adeline on October 31st, 2007 2:17 PM
Why, that convict looks harmless. I'd go pick questionable berries in the woods with him anyday!
Is that a woman?!