OK, so my sister used to date Quentin Tarantino.

(I talked about her being a celebrity for a week straight, but that was before I was a member here. I somehow thought that I had some credit in the bank from that week gone by, but to be sure, I spent all day yesterday talking her up to everybody I came into contact with, which was kinda a shame because a girl was trying to pick up on me and I kept talking about how proud I was to be the brother of a celebrity. The girl that was hitting on me wasn't impressed. But I had a mission and I did it)