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If you give a pig a pancake by Beetle bomb, Sir Dangerton

January 21st, 2009 3:45 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Give a pig a pancake

Step one: Create pig


Step two: Create pancakes.


At this point, pig says your pancakes are not good enough and complains how you never take him out anymore. Which leads to:
Step three:


Thank you Sir Dangerton, for the footage.

Then I realized, If your gonna give the pig a pancake, you really should give the monkey a milkshake while you're at it, or he'll get horribly jealous

- smaller



beetlebomb and a very happy monkey



are awesome waiter drew a monkey in chocolate sauce on top of the shake.



A monkey and his ladies: the lovely ink tea, beetlebomb, & beetlebomb's roomate

47 vote(s)

Favorite of:


shplank, design, creation, build, construction, drink, restaurant, multicompletion, favoredgreatly

18 comment(s)

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posted by Raizekiel Malbrandt on January 21st, 2009 4:53 PM

Also, I'm glad someone actually did this besides me.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on January 21st, 2009 5:24 PM

I love how his little head swivels.

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posted by Lincøln on January 21st, 2009 5:24 PM

This is win just for the pig puppet alone.

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posted by Bryce on January 21st, 2009 6:11 PM

Five and favoritism all the way.

Gub Gub is the cutest! +1
posted by Myrna Minx on January 21st, 2009 6:20 PM

Beetle booooooooooomb!!!

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posted by Dax Tran-Caffee on January 21st, 2009 6:27 PM

I'm calling you out. I did not actually see that pig eating pancakes. A biopsy of the pig's stomach (with pancakes inside) is in order.

Point of Order +7
posted by Morte on January 21st, 2009 8:28 PM

The task is to *give* a pig a pancake, not make a pig *eat* a pancake. She clearly gave that pig not one but two pancakes. What the pig did with them is his own business.

So, sirrah, I am calling you out for calling her out on an erroneous calling out.

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posted by Dax Tran-Caffee on January 21st, 2009 10:48 PM


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posted by zer0gee on January 22nd, 2009 10:12 AM

Aw, quit your growling - you so deserved that.

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posted by Beetle bomb on January 23rd, 2009 3:07 PM

Dear Mr. Tran- Caffee,
Erroneous or no, I am deeply hurt that you think I would DREAM of making a puppet without a working digestive system.

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posted by Minch on January 21st, 2009 6:56 PM

you made that waitress's day!!!!! love it. love gub gub!

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posted by anna one on January 21st, 2009 7:44 PM



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posted by teucer on January 22nd, 2009 9:55 AM

And how!

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posted by Peter Garnett on January 21st, 2009 11:30 PM


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posted by rongo rongo on January 23rd, 2009 6:40 PM

Wow, great way to solve the problem of where to find a pig. And an excellent choice of restaurant.

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posted by Sir Dangerton on January 24th, 2009 12:00 PM

Yes we owe big thanks to the great people of Cozy Corner diner for being really awesome about it all. They're right off the blue line California stop if anybody is enticed.

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posted by Morte on January 27th, 2009 7:18 AM

I LOVE that place! Good food too. If it's the one I'm thinking of, that is.

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posted by Kyle Gillis on August 3rd, 2009 12:33 PM

That pig is awesome. Favorited.