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Tasks / If You Give A Pig A Pancake

Give a pig a pancake

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15 points
Level 1
In the zone of: Society For Nihilistic Intent And Disruptive Efforts
Created by Kyle Hamilton

Terms: physicality

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posted by Fonne Tayne on February 27th, 2008 7:40 PM

Didn't Lola have a pig-friend?

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posted by The Vixen on February 27th, 2008 8:41 PM

Not yet :)

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posted by Lincøln on June 26th, 2008 6:59 PM

If you haven't read this book, look it up the next time you're at the libary [sic]. It is a wonderful little example of absurdism that will likely warp children's brains for ages. Much like the Star Wars Holiday Special did for kids of my generation.

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posted by Peter Garnett on December 20th, 2008 9:42 PM

I am more familiar with the variant involving mice and cookies.

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posted by Luai Lashire on December 21st, 2008 8:18 AM

What about the one with moose and muffins?

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posted by Dopey on December 21st, 2008 10:13 AM

What about the one with Kitties and pineapple?

Ahah! Now it makes a quantifiable amount of sense! ~Waldo +1
posted by Waldo Cheerio on January 5th, 2009 6:51 PM

If you give a pig a pancake, she'll want some syrup to go with it. You'll give her some of your favorite maple syrup. She'll probably get all sticky, so she'll want to take a bath. She'll ask you for some bubbles. When you give her the bubbles...

Laura Numeroff and Felicia Bond have done it again! In keeping with their best-sellers IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE A COOKIE and IF YOU GIVE A MOOSE A MUFFIN, chaos is the order of the day when an accomodating little girl tries to keep up with the whims of a busy little pig. For more from this Brentwood, California author, see THE CHICKEN SISTERS or DOGS DON'T WEAR SNEAKERS.

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posted by Raizekiel Malbrandt on January 1st, 2009 6:48 PM

can someone else please finish this? I want to see other praxis!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on January 21st, 2009 5:24 PM

Thank you, Mr. Hamilton.

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posted by Ben Yamiin on February 11th, 2009 10:49 PM

could be good for Africa.

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posted by Dead Cube on July 20th, 2010 12:29 AM

Can I use a goat or a llama?

I don't have any pigs...

broaden your interpretation of the word "pig"
posted by Developer Pixie on July 20th, 2010 1:59 AM

A pig doesn't have to be swine...
maybe you can give your llama pajamas!!

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posted by teucer on February 2nd, 2011 10:51 AM

I did things differently.

I gave a pancake some pig, instead.



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Step one: Create pig Step two: Create pancakes. At this point, pig says your pancakes are not good enough and complains how you never take him out anymore. Which leads to: Step three: Thank you Sir Dangerton, for the footage. Then I rea...

15 + 224 points :: 18 comments :: 47 votes :: 2 collaborators

I feel that this task was perhaps too low when it comes to points. The act in itself of finding a pig proves to be a task. At any rate, this was hilarious. It took about 45 minutes to actually track this pig down, playing phonetag along the way. Luck...

15 + 171 points :: 24 comments :: 42 votes
If you give a pig a pancake by Wolf September 27th, 2009 6:44 AM

Give A Pig A Pancake.

15 + 125 points :: 20 comments :: 28 votes
If you give a pig a pancake by Skitz Ø October 5th, 2009 10:48 AM

This task was pretty simple for me. Cincinnati has a number of fine parks (Props to Hamilton County Park District) around us. The one I had to visit today is their answer to city slicker kids with no exposure to rural farms; Parky's Farm. I was pl...

15 + 89 points :: 7 comments :: 23 votes

When I first saw this task, i KNEW i HAD to do it! But that didn't mean I knew what I was going to do. I spent a long time trying to figure out what to do. Finally, my sister thought of making a restaurant. So I began working on PIHOP and ideas sta...

15 + 61 points :: 6 comments :: 14 votes :: 2 collaborators
If you give a pig a pancake by Yoda, Fiona February 2nd, 2009 1:25 AM

Ok My first task. Collaborated with the lovely Fiona who drafted me into this crazy madness! The story! Monks are very nice. They get drunk during feast days and they make us tea at their teashop in the Abbey grounds. It is nearly pancake day (...

15 + 55 points :: 8 comments :: 15 votes :: 2 collaborators

If you give a pig a pancake, IT CHEWS YO FACE OFF!! I kid. Pigs can be cute. Luckily, mine are. They be cute fo' real. Anyway, pigs are very smelly. So the pancakes I gave them were cinnamon-ized to make them smell better (hopefully). As you can see,...

15 + 47 points :: 0 comments :: 11 votes
If you give a pig a pancake by Danny April 10th, 2011 2:00 AM

Instead of arming myself with a pancake, going out and actually finding a pig, I took a slightly different route and created a text-based game that allows anyone, anywhere, to venture forth and give pancakes to pigs. It includes a stunning environmen...

15 + 31 points :: 6 comments :: 7 votes
If you give a pig a pancake by Ombwah September 5th, 2010 9:49 PM

Pigs do enjoy pancakes, about as much as mooses and muffins, and mouses and their cookies. I could find none of these. However I chose to think of this task as a metaphorical challenge, to feed a domesticated farmlike animal a treat, and to deal wit...

15 + 30 points :: 4 comments :: 9 votes
If you give a pig a pancake by miss terry February 21st, 2011 3:02 PM

OK. So the moment i saw my friend's pig hat I thought of this task because well... the people who are getting the most votes now didnt feed an actual pig and well... this will have to work well enough. Anyway... we made pancakes of course with her mo...

15 + 13 points :: 3 comments :: 4 votes
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