I was so excited about this task. I saw the notes on Spar's other task and when it got rolled out I had to snap it up immediately. This is totally a thing that reminds me of the late great Robert Anton Wilson and The Illuminatus Trilogy. Man I miss that guy. The MGT was an awesome idea. So, heck yes.

A coffee shop and a bagel shop near my work share a common back-hallway bathroom. My first inspiration was to put a sign in that bathroom like those signs you see on lots of businesses. Thus THIS DOOR TO REMAIN OPEN DURING BUSINESS HOURS Thank you the MGMT went on the inside of the men's room stall. Hopefully the reaction will be baffled at best--do they mean I can't lock the stall? or like, I can't close it at all?

Then I figured since the only reasons to use that back hallway were to go to and from the bathrooms or to--very rarely--use the payphone in there, which I'm not even sure works--I figured something that would make it more confusing and contradictory would be a sign on the door between the bathroom hall and the coffee shop: NO ENTRY FROM RESTROOM. Hopefully, some of the people went into the bathroom, came back out and stood there, wondering "wtf? do I have to go around? was that a one-way door?" Seriously, I cannot state that enough, I have never seen anybody go through those doors except to get to and from the restroom.

I posted these first signs right at the start of the noon rush, when the bagel shop does pretty brisk business. I came back at 545 and ...the signs were still there! both in the restroom and on the coffee shop door. I was so tickled, I stuck a sign on the bagel shop door too. That way it would be really confusing if both doors say "no entry from restroom." Man if I wasn't a regular there, I'd be like... knocking on those doors once I was in that hallway.