Disobedient Nature by Burn Unit, Blue Tulip
May 20th, 2008 12:59 PMThis time it's personal
Forgive me Biome, for I have sinned
You know what's totally awesome? Learning to live with nature, which doesn't really care one way or another what you do.
In this case, the disobedience of nature is especially personal, and our interests in this matter are conflicted. Normally we love the beauty of disobedient nature tumbling castle walls and confounding the corporate paymasters who rape her. But here disobedient nature has...contradicted...our specific needs.
We live in a fixer upper, in a "transitional neighborhood" and the result is we have a lot of legacy nature hanging around the place.
When we moved in there was nature growing tall enough to cover the house and the front windows, there was nature all over the back yard and steps, occasional nature coming in the holes in the roof, and nature seeping into the basement.
As we approach the three year anniversary of occupancy there's trees growing through the fences, trees growing around the garage and the foundation, trees occasionally dropping massive limbs, water still seeps in the basement, and the grass is insane. . .
Please enjoy the photos.
stumps of hope
Every year except this one, these little bastards have produced sprouts and branches. Last year we DRILLED them and induced stump dissolver (basically an accelerated fertilizer) to force their decay. They are included here as evidence of Past Disobedience.
The Great Defiant One
This was a much taller stump in 2007, before we cut it down to here with a chainsaw and started the process of trying to break it down. . .
close up
. . . in case you're wondering, that rusty looking thing is a DRILL BIT that's about 16 inches long. Burn Unit was drilling holes in the stump (you can see some of them) last summer to get the dissolution process started. However the stump SEIZED the bit and we've been unable to extract it. THAT'S some *disobedience*
spring!
Look! Ivy growing up around the stump, nature disobeying our desire to control one area by raising high her sweet green tendrils. There's a distinct possibility the little green sprout you can see on top of the stump is COMING FROM THE STUMP.
maybe this year
This was taken in April. These are the shrubs and trees that grew up around our garage the last three years. Last year I cut off the slender branches down to the stumps and they grew those back anyway, plus I sprayed them. This defoliated the branches, but did it kill the shrubs?
layered disobedience
This is just frustrating. That's snow. This is a photo from April. Also notable is all the crazy crap growing into and through the fenceline. These bushes need serious trimming, or realistically are probably going to have to come out of there.
more disobedient trees
That's technically the neighbor's fence and therefore it's tree (I say "it" because the neighbor house is owned by a BANK and is an UNINHABITED EYESORE)
spring has sprung
here's what all those defiant shrubs look like as they posture and strut their disobedience to my prior years' attempts at trimming them back. Also disobeying winter's attempt to kill them (nature disobeying itself doesn't really count).
Lift Your Silver Maple Limbs Like Antennas To Heaven
This enormous silver maple lives in our front yard. It overhangs the house--we trimmed it pretty big in 2005--occasionally LARGE LIMBS GET BLOWN OFF and crash into our yard or the neighboring yard.
Example
Here's some evidence of the big limb damage that enormous tree has taken just in the last couple years. The broken branch on the left dropped a HUGE pile of brush and wreckage into the abandoned yard next door last summer.
a minor disobedience
See that silt? That silt collects because of LOUSY DRAINAGE after winter, and a mud puddle sits there throughout winter and spring every year, often making our access to and from the car parked at the curb messy or perilous or both.
Must clean gutters
See those little gutters? Fact that non-homeowners might not know: your gutters, way up on the roof, are actually there to keep water out of your Basement.
rain garden
BlueTulip installed a rain garden a couple years back. It's supposed to aid the gutters in keeping water out of the basement whilst also out of the storm sewer system, helping out the city while it helps us.
estimating future taming
This is an estimate of what it might take to tame a certain portion of nature this year. If we want to improve the positive drainage away from the foundation and get rid of the last of those stumps, it'll cost over $1000. (if we want to add that patio we've been talking about between the house and the tree in the next picture, it'll add an additional $3000)
base of a tree
That big leafy thing is, I think, a cousin to burdock, which I pulled up last year. The grass you can see at the front right of that tree is grass I have NO IDEA where it came from because it's huge, tall, and ARROW STRAIGHT. There's SUPPOSED to be some flowers growing around this thing. There's a couple, over in the back right corner. (1) those were annuals, I thought. 2) They were PURPLE in 2007)
see that plant at left?
the one between those neighboring sheds? I trimmed and herbicided the CRAP out of that bastard in 2007. This year I'm skipping the poisons. What's the use? It just potentially exposes the groundwater to contamination, even when I use organically derived compounds. Ms. Disobedience of All Years doesn't appear to give a crap anyway.
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were all the hyperlinks supposed to take you to this task?
They serve another purpose. A genius purpose.
Effing hilarious Senator.
Fooled was I by stupid browser variations into trying a workaround that broke UI conventions! Just redid it the long way around which should be pretty backwards-compatible. (FF2- users should upgrade or listen to dinosaur comics)
omgomg I can read dinosaur comics and xkcd without alt-clicking!
WIN!
Hey, where'd my vote go?
Oh, there it is.
Yeah, people think of greenery as the most disobedient of nature, but water can be even harder to control. Because it can infiltrate your house as a gas, and then condense all over the place...extra sneaky. Looks like you've got your battles cut out for you.


























That tree is sassy.