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Disobedient Nature by Burn Unit, Blue Tulip

May 20th, 2008 12:59 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Search for, find, document an example of nature refusing to yield to or blending itself into a construction of modern man.

Document with photos when possible.

Examples should document situations where man has put up some restraint for nature and nature has disobeyed. While trees or other permanent plants are preferable, a basic example would be plants that grow in the cracks of the sidewalk.

Disobedient Nature:
This time it's personal

Forgive me Biome, for I have sinned

You know what's totally awesome? Learning to live with nature, which doesn't really care one way or another what you do.

In this case, the disobedience of nature is especially personal, and our interests in this matter are conflicted. Normally we love the beauty of disobedient nature tumbling castle walls and confounding the corporate paymasters who rape her. But here disobedient nature has...contradicted...our specific needs.

We live in a fixer upper, in a "transitional neighborhood" and the result is we have a lot of legacy nature hanging around the place.

When we moved in there was nature growing tall enough to cover the house and the front windows, there was nature all over the back yard and steps, occasional nature coming in the holes in the roof, and nature seeping into the basement.

As we approach the three year anniversary of occupancy there's trees growing through the fences, trees growing around the garage and the foundation, trees occasionally dropping massive limbs, water still seeps in the basement, and the grass is insane. . .

Please enjoy the photos.

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disobedient documentation

disobedient documentation

This tree has grown THRU the fence. . .


defiant tree

defiant tree


longer view

longer view


stumps of hope

stumps of hope

Every year except this one, these little bastards have produced sprouts and branches. Last year we DRILLED them and induced stump dissolver (basically an accelerated fertilizer) to force their decay. They are included here as evidence of Past Disobedience.


The Great Defiant One

The Great Defiant One

This was a much taller stump in 2007, before we cut it down to here with a chainsaw and started the process of trying to break it down. . .


close up

close up

. . . in case you're wondering, that rusty looking thing is a DRILL BIT that's about 16 inches long. Burn Unit was drilling holes in the stump (you can see some of them) last summer to get the dissolution process started. However the stump SEIZED the bit and we've been unable to extract it. THAT'S some *disobedience*


spring!

spring!

Look! Ivy growing up around the stump, nature disobeying our desire to control one area by raising high her sweet green tendrils. There's a distinct possibility the little green sprout you can see on top of the stump is COMING FROM THE STUMP.


maybe this year

maybe this year

This was taken in April. These are the shrubs and trees that grew up around our garage the last three years. Last year I cut off the slender branches down to the stumps and they grew those back anyway, plus I sprayed them. This defoliated the branches, but did it kill the shrubs?


nope.

nope.

this was taken May 20, 2008


The front of the garage

The front of the garage

Same treatment as the side snip snip, spray spray...


Grow. Grow.

Grow. Grow.


layered disobedience

layered disobedience

This is just frustrating. That's snow. This is a photo from April. Also notable is all the crazy crap growing into and through the fenceline. These bushes need serious trimming, or realistically are probably going to have to come out of there.


more disobedient trees

more disobedient trees

That's technically the neighbor's fence and therefore it's tree (I say "it" because the neighbor house is owned by a BANK and is an UNINHABITED EYESORE)


spring has sprung

spring has sprung

here's what all those defiant shrubs look like as they posture and strut their disobedience to my prior years' attempts at trimming them back. Also disobeying winter's attempt to kill them (nature disobeying itself doesn't really count).


Lift Your Silver Maple Limbs Like Antennas To Heaven

Lift Your Silver Maple Limbs Like Antennas To Heaven

This enormous silver maple lives in our front yard. It overhangs the house--we trimmed it pretty big in 2005--occasionally LARGE LIMBS GET BLOWN OFF and crash into our yard or the neighboring yard.


Example

Example

Here's some evidence of the big limb damage that enormous tree has taken just in the last couple years. The broken branch on the left dropped a HUGE pile of brush and wreckage into the abandoned yard next door last summer.


a minor disobedience

a minor disobedience

See that silt? That silt collects because of LOUSY DRAINAGE after winter, and a mud puddle sits there throughout winter and spring every year, often making our access to and from the car parked at the curb messy or perilous or both.


Must clean gutters

Must clean gutters

See those little gutters? Fact that non-homeowners might not know: your gutters, way up on the roof, are actually there to keep water out of your Basement.


they don't help in this case.

they don't help in this case.


rain garden

rain garden

BlueTulip installed a rain garden a couple years back. It's supposed to aid the gutters in keeping water out of the basement whilst also out of the storm sewer system, helping out the city while it helps us.


it's.

it's.


not.

not.


helping.

helping.


yet.

yet.


dammit.

dammit.


here's evidence

here's evidence

of a place where water comes down to our foundation unabated...


so's this

so's this


water defies your silly human cements and concretes!

water defies your silly human cements and concretes!


estimating future taming

estimating future taming

This is an estimate of what it might take to tame a certain portion of nature this year. If we want to improve the positive drainage away from the foundation and get rid of the last of those stumps, it'll cost over $1000. (if we want to add that patio we've been talking about between the house and the tree in the next picture, it'll add an additional $3000)


base of a tree

base of a tree

That big leafy thing is, I think, a cousin to burdock, which I pulled up last year. The grass you can see at the front right of that tree is grass I have NO IDEA where it came from because it's huge, tall, and ARROW STRAIGHT. There's SUPPOSED to be some flowers growing around this thing. There's a couple, over in the back right corner. (1) those were annuals, I thought. 2) They were PURPLE in 2007)


see that plant at left?

see that plant at left?

the one between those neighboring sheds? I trimmed and herbicided the CRAP out of that bastard in 2007. This year I'm skipping the poisons. What's the use? It just potentially exposes the groundwater to contamination, even when I use organically derived compounds. Ms. Disobedience of All Years doesn't appear to give a crap anyway.


this was all trimmed in 2007

this was all trimmed in 2007

That green tree is supposed to be dead right now.



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posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 20th, 2008 2:02 PM

That tree is sassy.

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posted by teucer on May 20th, 2008 2:04 PM

were all the hyperlinks supposed to take you to this task?

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posted by JJason Recognition on May 20th, 2008 2:17 PM

They serve another purpose. A genius purpose.

Effing hilarious Senator.

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posted by teucer on May 20th, 2008 2:20 PM

OK yeah that's hilarious.

Sorry... +1
posted by Burn Unit on May 20th, 2008 2:29 PM

Fooled was I by stupid browser variations into trying a workaround that broke UI conventions! Just redid it the long way around which should be pretty backwards-compatible. (FF2- users should upgrade or listen to dinosaur comics)

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posted by Darkaardvark on May 20th, 2008 6:02 PM

omgomg I can read dinosaur comics and xkcd without alt-clicking!


WIN!

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posted by anna one on May 20th, 2008 10:41 PM

yes.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 20th, 2008 4:42 PM

Hey, where'd my vote go?

Oh, there it is.

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posted by rongo rongo on May 21st, 2008 2:52 PM

Yeah, people think of greenery as the most disobedient of nature, but water can be even harder to control. Because it can infiltrate your house as a gas, and then condense all over the place...extra sneaky. Looks like you've got your battles cut out for you.