TASK RAMPAGE!

Good evening SF0! today I bring you a tale of devious criminals and twisted minds! The atrocities committed include reckless driving, vandalism, recording in a prohibited area, mischief, vandalism, and trespassing on state lands.

It started at 3:30 in the morning. I was laying sleepless in my room after half a week of being iced in and not able to go out. Alaskan universities do not have snow days, but we do have freezing rain days where the rain falls and freezes on the ground. One of my roommates, Vince, was also awake because he only sleeps during the day.

The time had come to get up and task!

We grabbed some duct tape, sharpies, and spray paint and hit the road on a mission to break the status quo. We decided to make a game of it to see who could commit the most trivial offense. He started right away by speeding up on a deserted road in the middle of the night. The limit was thirty but he brought it up to twice that before we skidded around too much because there was still a inch of ice on everything.

We headed to Walmart where I defaced the back of one of the restroom doors with a nice message and then signed it and apologized. Then we video taped which is supposedly a no no. I would give you the video but it's literally the worst video of my ever take because Vince was scared of getting kicked out and held his camera really low in his coat. Then he switched the price tag for a knife to the slot for a price tag for a blanket which we then put into the slot for a Tinkerbell gift bag.

After we left Walmart I put a strip of white duct tape on a white part of a small mural on the back of a long abandoned liquor store.

I then spray painted two sides of the pole for a handicap sign in a parking lot for a ballpark. that is where karma caught up with us. after the pole was half red and it was time to go Vince's truck got stuck in the deep snow in the unplowed parking lot. it was a scary and grueling 10 minutes trying to get traction in the two ton vehicle and I thought we were hosed. Vince is a great driver though and got us free.

The last crime of the night occurred when on the way home we stopped by a no trespassing sign on state land. I was the one wearing practical shoes so I trooped into the forest about ten feet to stick it to the man.

We are still not sure which of us committed the lest serious crime. We think its between my trespassing and his video taping in Walmart. You be the judge on who is the worst criminal here.