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Correspond with a spammer by GYØ Ben

June 14th, 2007 9:32 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Correspond with a spammer.

This conversation took place a few days ago, whilst I was browsing the internet for SD cards.

Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.comhttp://www.google.comhttp://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Ben says:
...
Hack says:
http://www.google.comhttp://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.comhttp://www.google.comhttp://www.google.comhttp://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Ben says:
... wtf O_O
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Ben says:
Hey, stop
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Ben says:
stop it!
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Ben says:
STOP!
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Ben says:
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Hack says:
hav you been experianceing a bug in msn that sends you google lots of times?
Hack says:
if so
Ben says:
... no, you just sent me it over and over again
Hack says:
i am going to need your password
Hack says:
it will be used to fix the problem
Hack says:
many people hav experianced it
Hack says:
so
Ben says:
... okay, would you like my birth certificate, bank account number and my home address too?
Hack says:
no
Hack says:
we only need your password
Hack says:
to fix to bug
Hack says:
of googles
Ben says:
Well, the problem has stopped now
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Ben says:
... *sarcastically* oh, would you look at that, it's started again.
Hack says:
it aparently comes and gos
Ben says:
... of course it does. Anyway, my password, yes?
Hack says:
yes with your password we can fix the erorr
Ben says:
Does this fake regime fill you with any sense of self enlightenment?
Hack says:
Im only doin my job as teck duport
Hack says:
*suport
Ben says:
... yes, of course you are
Hack says:
i had a long day
Ben says:
Tell me about it.
Hack says:
spekin to many peeples
Hack says:
tryin to help them fix the googles
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Hack says:
http://www.google.com
Ben says:
Did you know, there's another bug going round on MSN, that you may be able to help me with...?
Hack says:
rly?
Hack says:
i wud be delited to help
Ben says:
Yes, it's sort of the same, but it links you to another website
Ben says:
:-O I think YOU have it!
Hack says:
o yeah
Ben says:
http://sf0.org
Ben says:
http://sf0.org
Ben says:
http://sf0.org
Ben says:
http://sf0.org
Ben says:
http://sf0.org
Ben says:
http://sf0.org
Ben says:
http://sf0.org
Ben says:
http://sf0.org
Ben says:
http://sf0.org
Ben says:
http://sf0.org
Ben says:
http://sf0.org
Ben says:
http://sf0.org
Ben says:
http://sf0.org
Ben says:
http://sf0.org
Ben says:
http://sf0.org
Ben says:
http://sf0.org
Ben says:
http://sf0.org
Ben says:
http://sf0.org
Hack says:
omg
Hack says:
omgi do
Hack says:
ag
Hack says:
i need to warn the teem
Ben says:
Help me then. My password is screwyou123
Hack says:
ok
Hack says:
you will need to logout
Hack says:
while i fix it
Ben says:
And that I will. Good day to you, sir.
Hack says:
goodbi

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21 comment(s)

If I didn't know better, I would think that I was Hack. +1
posted by p00n Totenkinder on June 14th, 2007 11:54 AM

he sbells like me.

LOL
posted by Blue on June 14th, 2007 1:34 PM

I laughed… the whole way down the page… still laughing now.
With his spelling he must be a really good programer

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posted by rongo rongo on June 14th, 2007 1:45 PM

Nice

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posted by Cameron on June 14th, 2007 2:20 PM

Oh lord, this was good.

Is "Hack" his real MSN name? I'd love to talk to this guy.

(no subject)
posted by SNORLAX on June 14th, 2007 2:38 PM

NICE!

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posted by Burn Unit on June 14th, 2007 6:22 PM

so exquisitely perfect, I almost don't believe it! except I'm voting for it, try n' stop me!

(no subject)
posted by Blue on June 15th, 2007 2:23 PM

That is exactly how I felt… but to funny to make up…
and if you did make it up well then you deserve my vote!

(no subject)
posted by Kaiya K on September 24th, 2007 4:37 AM

Looks like one of the many people I encounter on a daily basis :)

(no subject)
posted by Alana Abbott on October 12th, 2007 1:07 PM

Ha! That's too funny.

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posted by Lincøln on October 16th, 2007 8:45 PM

Holy hell. I'm all alone and laughing to myself.

(no subject)
posted by lara black on October 22nd, 2007 1:07 AM

perfect. completely hilarious.

(no subject)
posted by Lincøln on March 1st, 2008 5:36 AM

This might just be the funniest task completion in the history of SFØ. I encourage all to read it and laugh and laugh and laugh.

It's worth coming to this page any time you're not feeling too good and need a good laugh.

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posted by Secret Agent on March 1st, 2008 9:01 AM

That's classic. Keeps getting funnier.

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posted by susy derkins on March 1st, 2008 11:06 AM

Shplanked too, Ben.

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posted by Bryce on March 1st, 2008 11:15 AM

Shplanky Shpank!

:-O I think YOU have it!
posted by Lincøln on March 1st, 2008 2:10 PM

I'm telling you. Never stops being funny. Just eight hours after last reading it, and I'm laughing all over again.

... okay, would you like my birth certificate, bank account number and my home address too?
posted by Tøm on March 1st, 2008 2:26 PM

Indeed, it makes me laugh every time this task gets mentioned.

Shplanked indeed.

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posted by Vena Nightmare on April 23rd, 2008 10:13 AM

To me it's kind of eerie. I've had weird corospondances with hackers before, and I don't like to think of it. Ah well, nice that you did something productive with an otherwise futile conversation.

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posted by Lincøln on May 19th, 2008 3:15 PM

Holy shit. Still funny.

(no subject) +1
posted by Lincøln on July 27th, 2008 2:12 AM

Yup, still funny.

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posted by Sombrero Guy on November 20th, 2009 8:31 AM

How have I not come across this before? This is great!