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Tøm
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Pure Evil by Tøm

October 16th, 2007 3:35 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: You will know what to do.

KILL THE CATS!

Well, as a contribution to the Villainous Revolution, I created the 'Anti-Villainy' game.

Now, some may view this as anti-villainous, because you (believe you) are attempting to save poor defenseless innocent kitties (this has to be highlighted, just to bring up the pure evilness of the revelation), however, I also added in a counter for the amount of cats killed. This also has a highscore table. Seeing as there is no life system, meaning you don't lose lives when you lose a cat, this game could be seen as a dodge game. You could be trying to dodge the cats on purpose so they die. So, the actual purpose of the game could be perceived as try to kill cats (remember- poor, defenseless, innocent) and as the creator of such a game, I am evil. Pure evil.

To round it off, I got the highscore on the most cats killed table (just watch someone beat it now...)

Is that evil enough?
Brutal slaughter of felines?
With explosions?
And apparent betrayal of antivillainy?
Trickery, I'm sure you all killed at least one cat! (Player manipulation I believe, depending on how evil I'm feeling, a multiple task completion may be in the works...)
Remember, defenseless!

- smaller

PURE EVIL!

PURE EVIL!

Cats killed, 438



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I'm voting because...
posted by Blue on October 16th, 2007 3:38 PM

It rocks that you made an SF0 based flash game.
I don't think anyone in Equivelanz has ever done such a thing.
Way to put them to shame!!!

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posted by Tøm on October 16th, 2007 3:41 PM

I did submit a task like this, but checked the wrong checkbox.

I was going to do something like hit key sequences to repair doorhenge, and how long you could last.

Then the revolution came about, so I did this instead.

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posted by SNORLAX on October 16th, 2007 4:09 PM

i'm currently killing cats while i sit and type this message. i'm up to 1200 something dead cats and i'm proud to say I haven't saved a single one.

I think if I kept this up from the beginning of a workday I could easily kill 10,000 or more cats each day.

Just thinking about how many cats I could kill if I left my computer on all week... mwaahahahahaaaaaaaaa

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on October 16th, 2007 4:44 PM

I'm voting because you and the game are rad!

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posted by Lank on October 16th, 2007 7:20 PM

Just awesome.

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posted by JTony Loves Brains on October 16th, 2007 10:11 PM

As I said before...

You
Totally
ROCK!!!!!!!!

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posted by The Villain on October 16th, 2007 10:28 PM

This evil receives the Villain Stamp of approval.

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posted by Adam on October 18th, 2007 2:53 PM

Don't know why I voted, it seems its getting harder and harder for me to invisage catching up with you. I need an epic task completion without you.

*considers de-collabing you from the Labyrinth task*

Mwhahaha! Cunning i know

Indeed
posted by Tøm on October 18th, 2007 3:34 PM

But we all know it's good to collab.

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posted by Charlie Fish on October 20th, 2007 2:43 AM

How did I miss voting for this before?

Most excellent.