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Correspond with a spammer by Kattapa
July 22nd, 2011 2:01 AM
On Livemocha, a language learning site I'm sporadically active on, members can sometimes be delighted to recieve messages like the following:
Hello My name is Goodness, i saw your profile and it was interesting so i would like to know more about you. It will be a pleasure to read from you, if you wouldn´t mind, you can email me in my private box at (goodnessdama44@yahoo.com) so that i can reply you quickly and also send my picture for you to know me. I want you to know that real love matters. I will be expecting your mail soon, kiss. Your lovely new friend, Goodness.
Wanting to dig deeper, I soon replied:
Dear Goodness,
I truly agree that real love matters.
Regards,
Wisdom
We started corresponding on a daily basis:
Hello
How are you today? I am more than happy in your reply. How was your day? Mine, well i thank God for keeping me till this moment here in Dakar Senegal. My name is Goodness, i am 21 years from Liberia in West Africa and presently, i am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar, Senegal as a result of the civil war that ravaged my country, please don't be discouraged on hearing this as this is our first time of meeting. My late father Professor Willie Bell eh was a prominent man in the administration of the Government of my country and he held sensitive positions in the government before the rebels attacked and killed him along with my mother. I am the only one alive now and i managed to make my way to a nearby country Senegal where i am living now as a refugee. I would like to know more about you. Your likes and dislikes, your hobbies and what you are doing presently. I will tell you more about myself in my next email. Attached here is my picture. Hoping to hear from you soonest.
Yours
Goodness.
Hello,
I'm doing well today and hope you are doing well too despite your misfortunes. I'm mainly interested in languages, sex, and sexy language. Could you teach anything to a lover of filthy words?
Yours,
Wisdom
Dear,
How are you today? I am very happy to read your mail and i believe that i am very lucky to come in contact with you. There isn't much left to talk about me, i am single, never married and has no children. Right now, i live as a refugee here in the refugee camp, i am not working because i do not have permit to enter the city as a refugee. Living here is just like someone in the prison. I don't have any family left because as you already know, my parents died as a result of the crises in my country and all my relatives ran away in the middle of the crises. If you would like to speak with me on phone, i will be happy. I do not have a phone of my own but you can call me through the phone of a pastor who has a church by the side of the camp. The Pastor's Tel number is 00221765041451 if you call, tell him that you want to speak with me, Goodness, and he will send for me in the refugee camp. Please whenever you want to call, always call from 14 to 16 Hours GMT because within this time he is always free so he can allow me to speak with you within this time.
Dear, it is my pleasure to ask for your assistance regarding a very important issue in my life now. To a reasonable degree, my life and how fast i can come out of this refugee camp depends on it. I do not want to discuss this with anybody but after reading your few mails, i was able to decide that you are the right person to talk to.
My father when he was alive made a deposit in a bank with my name as the next of kin. The money is in the tune of 5.4million pounds (£5,400,000). It is my intention to transfer the money out of the bank so that i can personally have access to it, but as a result of my political status as a refugee, i have been unable to do that.
I have also contacted the bank where the money is deposited to discuss the issue, and they have decided to transfer the money but i must present a trustee who will receive the money in his account for me as they can not make the transfer to me directly here because i am a refugee and have no personal bank account number.
I want to use this opportunity to ask for your assistance in this regard believing that you are the right person that my heart can trust. I will be coming over to your country immediately the money is transfered to you so that i can be able to continue my education while you use the money for investments purposes. I am willing to let you have 20% of the total sum after the transfer while you use my own share for investments on my behalf.
I would like to introduce you to the bank as my partner for the transfer but before i do that, i have to get your confirmation, so i would like you to give me more information about yourself as it will help me in talking to the bank about you.
I would need information like...
1. Your full names.
2. Your phone numbers.
3. Your occupations.
4. Your age
Immediately after introducing you to the bank, i shall give you all the necessary information about the bank and the account so that you can contact them for confirmations. I am believing that this will be the begging of a lasting relationship between us. Have a lovely day as i await your mail with the informations soon, kiss with love.
Yours,
Goodness
Dear Goodness,
you haven't told me anything dirty yet. I'm very much looking forward to our relationship and your promises of wealth, but in the meanwhile I'm absolutely yearning for sexy talk. Tell me something filthy (in any language) and I will slowly reveal my information for each item of your lovely rancid speech.
With love,
Wisdom
(Goodness sends an exact quote of the information that somehow seems most relevant to her (or him).)
I would like to introduce you to the bank as my partner for the transfer but before i do that, i have to get your confirmation, so i would like you to give me more information about yourself as it will help me in talking to the bank about you.
I would need information like...
1. Your full names.
2. Your phone numbers.
3. Your occupations.
4. Your age
Immediately after introducing you to the bank, i shall give you all the necessary information about the bank and the account so that you can contact them for confirmations. I am believing that this will be the begging of a lasting relationship between us. Have a lovely day as i await your mail with the informations soon, kiss with love.
Yours,
Goodness
Dear Goodness,
Now you are just sending me a quote. I'm feeling that you are not at all giving me any personal attention. Where's your true love that really matters?
Looking forward to hearing from you,
Wisdom
Hello dear.
How are you doing today i hope that you are fine. My dear what attention do you need from me i have already told you all about me and the bad condition that i am going through here in this refugee camp and you did not look into my condition please if you know that you are not willing to help me out this matter please do let me know that i can be able to look for a person who will understand my life condition and do something about it.
Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Waiting to hear from you soon.
From Goodness.
Hi poopsikins!
I did look into your condition and I'm very willing to help. My most heartfelt apologies if you felt as if I didn't understand your urgency. We have developed a very meaningful relationship over these days, which will most certainly become even more mutually rewarding in the near future. I trust you to be helpful in any way I can imagine.
Warmest greetings,
Igor Anatolyevich Gusev
Canada Pharmacy
1300 Boblett St. Unit A #105
Blaine WA 98230
USA
1-800-891-0844
Pharmacist and hobby linguist.
NB: I'm not that much into revenge, but I love irony :)
So I used Canadian Pharmacy, a spammer which made my blood boil when I read about it, as my personal information. Igor Anatolyevich Gusev, the name I used, is one of the frauds behind this scheme. From Wikipedia: "Acknowledged by [Spamhaus] as the Internet's worst case of criminal offending."
But now, back to the main plot: Goodness replies...
Darling
How are you? I feel honoured to have you as my partner for this transfer. I want you to know that it will be a dream come true for me if you can handle everything that concerns this transfer as if the money is your personal money, so please i need your dedication and commitment for the success of the transfer and i believe that you will not betray me when the money is transferred to you as you already know that this is the only thing i have left of all my father's property.
I have introduced you to the bank as my partner for the transfer. It is for them to recognise you and also cooperate with you for the transaction. I gave all your details to them and they have accepted to make the transfer to you and they want you to contact them by yourself. So please send them an email, it will also show them that you are really interested in this transfer and also that we want everything to be done fast. So here are the contact details about the bank and account:
FIBI BANK PLC
TELL: 00447035929877
TAX: 00447031887941
EMAIL: FIBIBANKPLCBANKPLC@YAHOO.COM
WEBSITE: www.fibi.co.uk
COMPLIANCE OFFICER: Mr. S. Clowes
Account details
Name of depositor...Prof. Fumba Adama
Next of Kin..............Miss GOODNESS Adama
Amount.................5.400,000 pounds
Account number......874577598546685
Please dear, you have to be fast about this, i am suffering here and it is very hard for me to get food, sometimes it takes days before i get something to eat, just like yesterday and today. Please as soon as you contact the bank and get a response from them, let me know what they said. I want you to know that i am depending on you and i would like to be with you as soon as possible. Have a nice day my dear, kiss with love and warm hug.
Yours,
Goodness
Please if you do not know what to say to the bank, please copy this small note here and send to them.....
Sir
I am the partner to Miss Goodness Adama, daughter of Prof. Fumba Adama who made a deposit of 5.400,000 pounds with your bank with the name of Miss Goodness Adama as the next of kin, Miss Goodness Adama has already told you about me. I hereby request that you transfer the said amount of money to me, i am waiting urgently for your instructions on how that can be done.
Your sincerely,
Boekenruil Boekenruil
Darling,
I have contacted the bank and am waiting for their reply. In the meanwhile, what is your adress so I can send you some food? And what is the filthiest word you know?
Regards,
Horny von Hornerstraut the food sender,
Igor
Hello dear.
I called the bank this morning to ask if you have made contact with them and the bank said that them have never receive call or an email from you so please go ahead and contact the bank again if you are really willing to help me. Thanks and god bless you and your family.
Waiting to hear from you soon.
Yours sincerely in heart and love.
Goodness.
Hi dear,
I'm feeling somewhat disappointed. I'm helping you in a very significant way, yet all you seem to talk about is the bank. Is your love mutual?
Regards,
Igor
and her answer was silence...
Hello My name is Goodness, i saw your profile and it was interesting so i would like to know more about you. It will be a pleasure to read from you, if you wouldn´t mind, you can email me in my private box at (goodnessdama44@yahoo.com) so that i can reply you quickly and also send my picture for you to know me. I want you to know that real love matters. I will be expecting your mail soon, kiss. Your lovely new friend, Goodness.
Wanting to dig deeper, I soon replied:
Dear Goodness,
I truly agree that real love matters.
Regards,
Wisdom
We started corresponding on a daily basis:
Hello
How are you today? I am more than happy in your reply. How was your day? Mine, well i thank God for keeping me till this moment here in Dakar Senegal. My name is Goodness, i am 21 years from Liberia in West Africa and presently, i am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar, Senegal as a result of the civil war that ravaged my country, please don't be discouraged on hearing this as this is our first time of meeting. My late father Professor Willie Bell eh was a prominent man in the administration of the Government of my country and he held sensitive positions in the government before the rebels attacked and killed him along with my mother. I am the only one alive now and i managed to make my way to a nearby country Senegal where i am living now as a refugee. I would like to know more about you. Your likes and dislikes, your hobbies and what you are doing presently. I will tell you more about myself in my next email. Attached here is my picture. Hoping to hear from you soonest.
Yours
Goodness.
Hello,
I'm doing well today and hope you are doing well too despite your misfortunes. I'm mainly interested in languages, sex, and sexy language. Could you teach anything to a lover of filthy words?
Yours,
Wisdom
Dear,
How are you today? I am very happy to read your mail and i believe that i am very lucky to come in contact with you. There isn't much left to talk about me, i am single, never married and has no children. Right now, i live as a refugee here in the refugee camp, i am not working because i do not have permit to enter the city as a refugee. Living here is just like someone in the prison. I don't have any family left because as you already know, my parents died as a result of the crises in my country and all my relatives ran away in the middle of the crises. If you would like to speak with me on phone, i will be happy. I do not have a phone of my own but you can call me through the phone of a pastor who has a church by the side of the camp. The Pastor's Tel number is 00221765041451 if you call, tell him that you want to speak with me, Goodness, and he will send for me in the refugee camp. Please whenever you want to call, always call from 14 to 16 Hours GMT because within this time he is always free so he can allow me to speak with you within this time.
Dear, it is my pleasure to ask for your assistance regarding a very important issue in my life now. To a reasonable degree, my life and how fast i can come out of this refugee camp depends on it. I do not want to discuss this with anybody but after reading your few mails, i was able to decide that you are the right person to talk to.
My father when he was alive made a deposit in a bank with my name as the next of kin. The money is in the tune of 5.4million pounds (£5,400,000). It is my intention to transfer the money out of the bank so that i can personally have access to it, but as a result of my political status as a refugee, i have been unable to do that.
I have also contacted the bank where the money is deposited to discuss the issue, and they have decided to transfer the money but i must present a trustee who will receive the money in his account for me as they can not make the transfer to me directly here because i am a refugee and have no personal bank account number.
I want to use this opportunity to ask for your assistance in this regard believing that you are the right person that my heart can trust. I will be coming over to your country immediately the money is transfered to you so that i can be able to continue my education while you use the money for investments purposes. I am willing to let you have 20% of the total sum after the transfer while you use my own share for investments on my behalf.
I would like to introduce you to the bank as my partner for the transfer but before i do that, i have to get your confirmation, so i would like you to give me more information about yourself as it will help me in talking to the bank about you.
I would need information like...
1. Your full names.
2. Your phone numbers.
3. Your occupations.
4. Your age
Immediately after introducing you to the bank, i shall give you all the necessary information about the bank and the account so that you can contact them for confirmations. I am believing that this will be the begging of a lasting relationship between us. Have a lovely day as i await your mail with the informations soon, kiss with love.
Yours,
Goodness
Dear Goodness,
you haven't told me anything dirty yet. I'm very much looking forward to our relationship and your promises of wealth, but in the meanwhile I'm absolutely yearning for sexy talk. Tell me something filthy (in any language) and I will slowly reveal my information for each item of your lovely rancid speech.
With love,
Wisdom
(Goodness sends an exact quote of the information that somehow seems most relevant to her (or him).)
I would like to introduce you to the bank as my partner for the transfer but before i do that, i have to get your confirmation, so i would like you to give me more information about yourself as it will help me in talking to the bank about you.
I would need information like...
1. Your full names.
2. Your phone numbers.
3. Your occupations.
4. Your age
Immediately after introducing you to the bank, i shall give you all the necessary information about the bank and the account so that you can contact them for confirmations. I am believing that this will be the begging of a lasting relationship between us. Have a lovely day as i await your mail with the informations soon, kiss with love.
Yours,
Goodness
Dear Goodness,
Now you are just sending me a quote. I'm feeling that you are not at all giving me any personal attention. Where's your true love that really matters?
Looking forward to hearing from you,
Wisdom
Hello dear.
How are you doing today i hope that you are fine. My dear what attention do you need from me i have already told you all about me and the bad condition that i am going through here in this refugee camp and you did not look into my condition please if you know that you are not willing to help me out this matter please do let me know that i can be able to look for a person who will understand my life condition and do something about it.
Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Waiting to hear from you soon.
From Goodness.
Hi poopsikins!
I did look into your condition and I'm very willing to help. My most heartfelt apologies if you felt as if I didn't understand your urgency. We have developed a very meaningful relationship over these days, which will most certainly become even more mutually rewarding in the near future. I trust you to be helpful in any way I can imagine.
Warmest greetings,
Igor Anatolyevich Gusev
Canada Pharmacy
1300 Boblett St. Unit A #105
Blaine WA 98230
USA
1-800-891-0844
Pharmacist and hobby linguist.
NB: I'm not that much into revenge, but I love irony :)
So I used Canadian Pharmacy, a spammer which made my blood boil when I read about it, as my personal information. Igor Anatolyevich Gusev, the name I used, is one of the frauds behind this scheme. From Wikipedia: "Acknowledged by [Spamhaus] as the Internet's worst case of criminal offending."
But now, back to the main plot: Goodness replies...
Darling
How are you? I feel honoured to have you as my partner for this transfer. I want you to know that it will be a dream come true for me if you can handle everything that concerns this transfer as if the money is your personal money, so please i need your dedication and commitment for the success of the transfer and i believe that you will not betray me when the money is transferred to you as you already know that this is the only thing i have left of all my father's property.
I have introduced you to the bank as my partner for the transfer. It is for them to recognise you and also cooperate with you for the transaction. I gave all your details to them and they have accepted to make the transfer to you and they want you to contact them by yourself. So please send them an email, it will also show them that you are really interested in this transfer and also that we want everything to be done fast. So here are the contact details about the bank and account:
FIBI BANK PLC
TELL: 00447035929877
TAX: 00447031887941
EMAIL: FIBIBANKPLCBANKPLC@YAHOO.COM
WEBSITE: www.fibi.co.uk
COMPLIANCE OFFICER: Mr. S. Clowes
Account details
Name of depositor...Prof. Fumba Adama
Next of Kin..............Miss GOODNESS Adama
Amount.................5.400,000 pounds
Account number......874577598546685
Please dear, you have to be fast about this, i am suffering here and it is very hard for me to get food, sometimes it takes days before i get something to eat, just like yesterday and today. Please as soon as you contact the bank and get a response from them, let me know what they said. I want you to know that i am depending on you and i would like to be with you as soon as possible. Have a nice day my dear, kiss with love and warm hug.
Yours,
Goodness
Please if you do not know what to say to the bank, please copy this small note here and send to them.....
Sir
I am the partner to Miss Goodness Adama, daughter of Prof. Fumba Adama who made a deposit of 5.400,000 pounds with your bank with the name of Miss Goodness Adama as the next of kin, Miss Goodness Adama has already told you about me. I hereby request that you transfer the said amount of money to me, i am waiting urgently for your instructions on how that can be done.
Your sincerely,
Boekenruil Boekenruil
Darling,
I have contacted the bank and am waiting for their reply. In the meanwhile, what is your adress so I can send you some food? And what is the filthiest word you know?
Regards,
Horny von Hornerstraut the food sender,
Igor
Hello dear.
I called the bank this morning to ask if you have made contact with them and the bank said that them have never receive call or an email from you so please go ahead and contact the bank again if you are really willing to help me. Thanks and god bless you and your family.
Waiting to hear from you soon.
Yours sincerely in heart and love.
Goodness.
Hi dear,
I'm feeling somewhat disappointed. I'm helping you in a very significant way, yet all you seem to talk about is the bank. Is your love mutual?
Regards,
Igor
and her answer was silence...
