Campaign Trail by SNORLAX
August 30th, 2007 11:41 AM
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VICTORY!!!
Thank you all for your support! Rest assured that the campaign will never be over. The inaugural bus stop party was a success. I'll post what little video I have of that soon.
I would especially like to thank yellowbear and Ladybug. Without them, I could never have run for senate.
I'm running for senate.
Vote for me!!
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I'd vote for you.
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Platform:
My platform is simple. I wish to promote awesome tasking and hijinks. I will do this through example as well as instigation if possible. I have organized a few awesome tasks that have made the city a more interesting place and helped in many more. A vote will egg me on and more awesome tasks and bust stop raves will ensue!
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SF0 resume:
my favorites:
Public Sign Makeover
Document Reproduction
Flash Mob
more popular:
vote for them if haven't yet.
Door Installation
Bus Stop Seating Conversion
Tree Simulation
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ON THE ISSUES:
I don't have any strong feelings about any issues surrounding SF0. If you wish to know my position on any specific issue feel free to ask and I will gladly issue a statement to answer any questions you might have.
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PHOTO OPS:
Community leader Frank Chu:
Again, community leader Frank Chu:
Jedi community leader Yoda:
City Hall SF:
Previous political venture:
Check back later for more!
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Besides, look at my opponents:
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CAMPAIGN DIARY
DAY 2 - 8/31/07
Since the beginning of my campaign yesterday, much has happened. I posted a photo from one of my previous ventures into politics. I seem to have gotten into a duel with the communist terrorist, Burn Unit. And today marks the commencement of a shameful advertising campaign.
DAY 5 - 9/3/07
The weekend is over. And what a great weekend it was. We had one last bonfire at doorhenge and I got to meet a lot of great people. I got some great new music toys. Burning man comes to an end. And my "office arms race" duel with Burn Unit is over. Campaigning will resume shortly.
DAY 7 - 9/5/07
Tonight I went to Emperor Norton's grave with Lank to pay my respects. He is a San Francisco legend. He was also an important political figure as I soon hope to be. I offered him one of my owls, a precious momento of a task I did that will never see the light of praxis.
DAY 9 - 9/7/07
The duel with Burn Unit comes to an end with a strong victory. As promised I will be doing another bus stop rave, which will take place on Friday, September 21. Here's the poorly edited footage from one earlier this year.
29 vote(s)
- Jackie H
- YellowBear
- Cameron
- Fonne Tayne
- Malaysian Eddy
- Darkaardvark
- Blue
- Rainbow Bright
- Jeremy Cezanne
- Cthulhu Kitty
- anna one
- Lizard Boy
- Bex.
- Ted Logan
- bill s. preston esq.
- Saul Z
- Kyle Hamilton
- the band-aid bandit
- Scarlett
- Joe mama
- Ohrlyeh Totenkinder
- EvilMoFo [TKC]
- Burn Unit
- The Vixen
- Lank
- Ladybug
- Loki
- Spidere
- done
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That's an easy one, I want you to be a senator.
if you win I can throw you an epic party!
I am voting for you, but rest assured. I will soon be running against you.
My track record stands for itself…
Seeing Beyond Sight Photo Challenge
Take Something Leave Something Box
Spread SF0
Just look at all the highscore!
I am lobbying for a high profile and scandal ridden cabinet position, or perhaps to head the ministry of fuzzy ears. I am qualified! I am bonified!! I got OFFICIAL papers!!!
And I think I can effectively represent your platform!
What happened to the blue post-it?
White Rabbit?!?! Poor Chicken!
I voted for you specifically for the photo of you and Frank Chu!
I vote for 'bust stop raves' because I think this game may need more of them.
Is that a typo anna bear?
Knowing you I am more prone to believe that it is a play on words.
I agree sfø needs more bus stop raaves
and the bus stop raves need more 'bust' to cajole people in.
Dude. Shal... It's a typo in the original posting, under 'platform'. It's a funny typo. That I enjoyed.
The Hero knows what I'm talking about.
**SLAP**
That, sir, is more than I can bear! You lob derision at my proofs! You paint me as a terrorist sympathizer and defame my mustache! You imply my colleagues in the senate are drunkards and lunatics--well, that picture of p00n isn't really defamation-- but you have gone too far. You smear proof comments with animals copulating. You have defamed my family, an innocent child!
Consider this your notice
If you want my vote, you're going to have to give me satisfaction.
there are more hot animal pics where those came from.
I have also received pictures of you meeting with a certain Joseph Stalin which would make you a...
COMMUNIST!
OH SNAP, no you didn't!! B-UNIT...WTF YOU GONNA TAKE THIS SHIT? HA HA HA...so very funny...
thats what I figured… but I think he fixed the typo by the time I read this thread…
I can't get no… sad~dis~faction…
I googled you.
http://www.adhorse.com/horses/Shalaco_12758.htm
"I am qualified! I am bonified!!"
was that an intentional double entendre sf0 style
between bona fide, four syllables, meaning good faith,
and bonified, three, meaning got boned or ready to bone?
considering the subject matter, i didn't know how far your tongue had been placed in cheek.
Commies AND terrorists?!?
I *love* this game.
Shal, you certainly are one stunning Piebald Gelding.
Heh. Yellowbear got boned.
considering the picture content, i thought it was appropriate. And it has been proven over and over and over again that I don't know how to spell.
Man Shal...you have qualities that all girls look for in a man....good stable manners.
bonus....the micro chip so they can track you EVERYWHERE
Haha- and a mircochip... that's hilarious Eddy!
Do we vote for him just because he's completed so many awesome tasks?
Or, do we hold out in order to try to force him to entertain us while completing *this* task?
As much as I like Lowteck and admire what he's done here (not to mention the weight I place upon Frank Chu's endorsement and the use of kissing Trills in campaign literature), I'm leaning toward the later.
Besides, what do we really know about this guy?
What's his stance on calendar reform? On Eucalyptus tree repatriation? On the hipster question?
Is he willing to eschew donations from big oil? Cock fighting leagues? Extraterrestrial governments?
Why hasn't he denied rumors that he masterminds an international bestial porn ring?
What about China?
rest assured that after this weekend, i will have time to work on my campaign and i will earn your vote
I am certainly curious to find out his stance on Eucalyptus repatriation. In fact, I think it may be the most important topic of this 'election'.
I wanna see him kiss a baby. A REAL baby - none of this photoshop bull$#!+.
vis a vis mudslinging...
As for me, I cannot deny the rampant alcoholism that took over my life in the beginning of my SF0 career, but I am happy to say that after trading one addiction for another, I am a much more productive, stable feline. But, I do think it a bit low of lowtech to bring up my past in this manner, as after all, it was at one of his famous "bestiality porn parties" that I first met the man. (In my defense, however, as a cat I do believe a little bestiality is to be expected.) If I remember correctly, the alcohol was flowing freely that night and he and Sir Bigglesworth were both enjoying themselves immensely (if you know what I mean ;) )
But anyway, enough reminescing!
what can i say?
true love knows no bounds
You admit to these slanderous allegations!?!? I can see right through her catnip induced frenzy, you cannot stand for it! You must fight back! Surrender and defeat are not options! Hasta La Victoria Siempre!!!
I vote for lowteck. He's done the footwork and has trudged the road of sf0 through the good and the bad, the awkward and the smooth, the risks and the rewards. I vote lowteck!!!
i couldn't run for senate without a podium. I have yellowbear to thank for that!
now back to the duel. must hurry.
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What do you think about that!?!!?! LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU!!
I just want to pump you up and fill you with anger and rage, to propel you to destroy senator Burn Unit and prevail in the glorious duel. Eleanor's devil horns and laser beam eyes cannot defeat you!
Catnip? Can you score me some?
Never again Cyberkitty! Not after what happened the last time. You gotta get a grip on yourself!!
It's a gateway drug, soon you'll be back to your old ways
And only down hill from there...
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Long live Emperor Norton! What a beautiful pilgrimage. No doubt you have been imbued with his spirit as a result of the selfless offering of your owl.
I go way back with that owl, i guess i will need to go visit his grave just so i can kiss it again.
(Rainbow Bright likes owls!)
Congrats on defeating Senator Unit.
yeah..I like how you guys were just like "NO! We MUST DO THIS"!!!! so very very rad...
tee hee hee someone I know likes the pikipimp....hee hee hee
I did it! I'm a Senator-Maker!
(...or at least the 25th in a long line...)
Congratulations, Senator Lowteck.
Ugh! I say like way too much...
YB....the cat pictures are soooo F'in FUNNY!!!!! Oh man oh man...
He makes good on his promises! Bustin' the rave!! Hooorah!
I cannot resist the plea of your brilliant and talented campaign strategist.
How did I become a subject of this thread…
I guess it is because of all my high quality traits…
- Well Marked
- Sensible Little chap
- Elegible CHAPS
- Well Handled
- Quick To Learn
I've never voted for a winning candidate before, except for a hand full of local positions. (Fare well, Mr. McGoldrick.)
But, Lowteck is an awesome tasker, and since he's already made it into the senate, there's no longer any chance at wringing further awesomeness from him on this task, so I might as well throw in my support.
I feel like such a sell out.
You mock the noble False Moustache.
You malign innocent felines.
You paint loons as bad types of loons.
And you besmirch the honor of a lady.
Yours is the luxury of a fine sherbet served to you on your private yacht, like some manner of Bruce Wayne. Enjoy this while you can.
I know Batman. Batman is a friend of mine, and you, sir, are no Batman.
ok it's not paranoia if it's real: every time I see Frank Chu the man is multiplying his galaxies! wtf? aren't there supposed to be 12 galaxies??
today when i got off the subway his sign said 600,000 (hundred thousand)... above it says 985,000..... and in the other photo it has a number ending in 2. is it a 12?? or 456,912?
how many goddamn signs does this man have?
I'll have to start a club called "985,000 galaxies"
i started googling some of the other nonsense on his sign, but i have yet to make any meaning of it.
At least he knows which galaxy he's from
Also I have never heard Frank Chu the man speak before, his elocution is astonishing. I need to hang out more often at 12 galaxies.
Lowteck, in the video you posted, I still don't get it. Are the 1000 galaxies guiltied as well? Bill Clinton is enslaving the one galaxy - or are there 12 galaxy overlords? This is tough stuff. Is there an horizontal Abottian sociology to the galaxies, like the 12 oppressing the 1000 or the 985,000 subservient to the 12,000? And, we can presume, the 100 or the 12 cannot even see through to the dimensions of the larger galaxies?
I feel like he is a frequent topic around here, and his presence is everywhere in the city! (At least everywhere I seem to go) For those that have not had the pleasure of meeting him in person, i would bet you honey pots that he will be at the bluegrass festival this weekend. It's free and the music is ridiculously amazing, plus Frank Chu sighting with 90% certainty.
walking home tonight in berkstown I saw something that reminded me of you...a podium. 
i need a campaign manager